Catherynne M. Valente

Public Denizen of the Month…My Troublesome Hand

New People Discord Invite Post!

Beat By a Girl: The Harris Campaign's Horrible, Hopeful Road Ahead Through the New Misogyny--and How We Got Here From 2016

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Witch's Garden Cake (Lemon, Rose, and Thyme Poundcake)

Something Perfect This Way Comes

Informative post for free tier folk

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Spring Lamb Pasta with Pea Shoots and Toasted Walnuts

The Magical Future-Dispensing Bear Meat Claw Machine

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Wild Ramps, Lemon, and Pink Peppercorn Biscuits

Sometimes People Leave You Halfway Through the Wood

Aaaaaaand Covid

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Chocolate Cake Waffles

Random Access Mind: Scion of My House, Heir to My Line

Purity for Thee, Convenience for Me!

Annual Awards Eligibility Post

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Szechuan Fusion Salsa

Take My Life, Please: The Media's Will They/Won't They Love Affair with American Fascism Prepares For Its Terrible Wedding Night

Denizen of the Month Special Edition: Space Oddity!

Reward update

Twenty Years Ago Today My Life Began

Goodbye November, Next Month Will Be Better, Surely...

Denizen of the Month: A TERRIFYING Disaster, Barely Dodged

Some Brief But Important Admin Concerning Patreon's Recent Changes

Hitting That Work/Life Balance Beam Nose-First: Books, Children, and Time

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Apple Cheddar Walnut Scones

IT IS DONE

CMV + October Rewards Update

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Egyptian Limeade

Pain Is Not a Penance

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Too Soon Sauce (A Variant On One of the Last Meals Served on the Titanic)

On Chun-Li, Dinosaurs, and Ducks: Nineteen Years of Alleged Writing and I Still Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Hot Fresh Discord Invite Straight from the Oven!

Huddle Up, Geeks: Some of These Hot Garbage Developments Are Our Fault

Bonus Caturday Content: A Very Normal Cat Being Normal

Aduiography Playlist Volume 16 is Live!

Mark F**king Zuckerberg Is Not Your Friend

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: FALAFFLES!

Denizen of the Month: LITTLE FREE LIBRARY!

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: THREE GARLIC SICHUAN TRASHUMMUS

Notes from the Substack Paywall: Not So Fast, Smart People, I Am Not Done Yelling

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Rainbow Glitter Star Crayons

May Audiography Playlist: The Color Pink

The Trials and Tribulations of Fix-It Felix: Toward a Grand Unified Theory of Storytelling

Audiography Playlist Volume 15 Is Live!

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Xi'an-Inspired Cumin Chicken Thighs, Mushrooms, and Greens

Character Postcard Poll!

AUDIOGRAPHY IS BACK, KIDS!

The Great Replacement (Not That One, the Real One)

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Smoky Whiskey-Shallot Jam

Early Year Admin Post!