Catherynne M. Valente

To Pass Beyond Revision, or, Time Is a Stupid Fucking Asshole, or, The Crocodile Layer

Character Postcard: Marya Morevna

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: RGBHWAOGPCHBTs (Scrabble Tile Decoder: Roasted Garlic Bacon Herbs Wilted Arugula Cucumber Onion Grilled Pineapple Chipotle-Honey Butter and Tomato Sandwiches)

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Audiography Announcement: Volume Three!

Rock and Roll Never Dies: A Few (OK More Than a Few) Thoughts on Eurovision 2021

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Four Year Anniversary Gift: The Collected Poems of Catherynne M. Valente (That's Me!)

Audiography Playlist Volume Two: The Future Is Here

Character Postcard: November

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ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Bucatini with Mussels, Spring Peas, and Three Peppercorn Miso Broth

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Audiography Theme Announcement: Volume Two

The New Audiography Makes Its Debut! Volume One: Happiness

Character Postcard: The Roadrunner from Space Opera

This Better Not Awaken Anything In Me: How Ted Lasso Totally Did Awaken Lots of Things In Me Even Though Absolutely No One Asked It To Go So Hard

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK Presents: Sichuan Dry-Fried Green Beans with Pork Belly and Toasted Walnut Dust

Mad Laboratory Discord is Live!

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OMG NEW REWARD PATREON HAPPY FUN TIME THING

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I'm Not Okay; You're Not Okay: Dealing with 2020's Endless Denouement

Monthly Postcard: Decibel Jones

It Was Misogyny All Along! A Series of Yes But Also No Reactions to Marvel's Wandavision

Strega Nona's Any Night Umami-Tsunami Pasta

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February Postcard: A-Through-L!

What’s The Matter, Don’t You Like Our Smart People Music? or I Don’t Know What Will Save Modern Cinema But It 100% Isn’t Tenet

ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Unicorn Pancakes!

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On Valentine's Day

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ALLCAPS COOKBOOK PRESENTS: Absolutely Perfect Swinnish Meatballs

Our Very First Character Postcard: Severin Unck

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HOLY CATS 1000 PATRONS!

When This Is Over: A 2020 New Year

Mandatory Mad Fiction Dissection Table: Things to Do in Ankh-Morpork When You’re Dead or I Just Love Hogfather So Much, You Guys, What Can I Say?

ALLCAPS (but not Death's) COOKBOOK PRESENTS: 2020 Edition Hogswatch Persimmon-Peppercorn Pork Pies and Sherry