[Writing Prompt] Your dad is back from the store after thirteen years, with no time seeming to have passed for him.
[Writing Prompt] You have died and gone to Hell. Strangely it isn't as bad as you thought, maybe it is even nice. Turns out the Devil is super lazy and doesn't actually torture the damned. But you, being the compulsive organizer you are, have decide to change that.
[Writing Prompt] The apocalypse is imminent. The Ark was constructed to save the world’s 50 best and brightest to restart civilization and preserve humanity. You were selected but you have no idea why. Your whole life you have been thoroughly average.