CSA 36 - I Tried Magic Training (Patreon)

“Let's do the Ore TUEEEEEEEEEE at the Adventurer's Guild. Let's do that.”

After all this time, I'm starting to feel like becoming a seamstress is kinda, you know, so I decided to join the Adventurer's Guild.

But before that, I synthesized my Magic Skill into a grape seed, planted it in the ground, and sprayed it with some high fertilizer potion.

“It happened after all.”

Grapes that ripened have Magic Skills of each attribute.
There are also unusual varieties such as plant magic, air magic, and gravity magic.
I compounded and synthesized all of them, and it became a Skill called Universal Magic, so I synthesized it into myself.

“My Magic Skills have been cleaned up.”

The Wind Light Flame Resurrection Cure-all Healing Teleportation Magic is way too long after all.

Universal Magic Skill is a magic skill that allows me to handle any and every kind of magic.
That said, since it’s at level 1, I can only use the so-called elementary magic from things such as attack magic of each attribute, defense magic, recovery magic, support magic, status abnormality magic, life magic, etc.
It's already abnormal when you can use all elementary magic though.

I throw a fireball towards a boulder as a test. And smoke came out from the palm of my hand.

<Fireball is not an elementary magic. It's intermediate magic.>

I feel like that message was displayed in my brain.

“Fire.”

When I, once again, cast an elementary magic Fire, a round flame flew out and hit the boulder, causing it to shatter.

“Isn’t this too powerful?”

It seems that the power of magic has also increased thanks to my All-Ability UP Skill.

“Fire is dangerous, I see. Water.”

Water came out with great force, like a high-pressure washer, and gouged out the ground.
I don't even need to imagine what would happen if I shot it at someone.

“Hmm, I wonder if it could be used for cleaning?”

I suddenly remembered an incident where a high-pressure washer or air compressor was shoved into a co-worker's butt, causing his internal organs to rupture.
It was stupid news that I saw in my previous life, but I'm scared that there are idiots who’ll shoot magic at my butt in this world as well.
Of course I wouldn't do it. Yes, I wouldn't.

For now, let's practice magic before I start working at the Adventurer's Guild. Let's do that.

“Light.”

Uwa-!? Too bright!?

It's reminiscent of the sunlight blinding attack that bald people often use.
The problem with this kind of power is that it’ll still be too bright even if you close your eyes, and you'll be blinded by it too.

“Dark.”

Uwaa, a pitch-dark hole like a black hole opened up in the air.
Originally, Dark was supposed to be a spell that robbed the target of their vision, but this has become a different spell, hasn’t it?
This looks like it can also be used to blind people.
Rather than blinding people it feels like their whole head will just disappear into the darkness though.

“Thunder.”

The instant I chanted it, a flash of light ran to the ground, gouging it, and after a beat, a loud explosion rang out.

“Hiee...”

My vision turned white, my eardrums ruptured, and blood dripped from both of my ears, so I drank a Hi-Potion to heal them.

While I’m at it, I also tried to use Purification Magic to cleanse my blood-stained body, and my skin became shiny like porcelain, and my hair became smooth and silky, like silk.
I don't think there are many noble daughters who are this beautiful.
It looks like I have progressed further on my path to becoming a top idol.

...I removed my All-Ability UP Skill from my body through Compounding.
That I can’t handle it even at level 1 is no good.
If I had made one wrong move, I would have died. I'm an idiot, even if I say so myself.

After I removed the All-ability UP Skill, I tried activating Fire and a fireball of normal power came out and burned the weeds.

“It’s fine like this, it’s fine.”

There is a thing as too much of a good thing.
Of course, I will need this power in case of an emergency, so I made an All-ability UP ring, and put it in Storage.

“In the first place, there's no need to fight only with magic.”

I can think of various methods, such as using Compounding Skill to remove only oxygen from the opponent's body, using Synthesis to attach the opponent's body to a tree or the ground, or using Alchemy to create countless needles in the opponent's blood vessels.

“It’s pretty brutal just imagining it...”

They’re atrocious and inhuman uses that I couldn’t think of when I was at skill level 1.
Whether I do it or not is wholly up to me.

“But removing the oxygen might be a good idea because it leaves the corpse clean.”

That would be an unbearable way to be killed, but Lotorl seriously thought that if they could die easily, that would be better.

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