"If I die of hypothermia you're telling Noctis" (Patreon)
Published:
2018-02-25 05:31:27
Imported:
2023-01
Content
'But why can't we sleep in the tent?'
'Because Lady Lunafreya is in there.'
'She won't mind! It's *cold*'
'Shes a Princess and a lady, she doesnt have to share a tent'
D<
'Arent you a crownsguard?'
'That doesnt stop me being cold'
*mutters* 'should stop you complaining'
'Fine, but if youre not allowing me go in then youre keeping me warm'
Libertus shuffles up to Nyx's back
'He makes a good point...now can you both shut up'
'Don't worry blondie, we'll get you back to your boyfriend soon' >D
'BoyfriendS, get it right if you're gonna be a smartass'
'Wha...?'
And thats how Nyx discovers Prom is poly
The End.