Doodles: Cannibal Anniversary! (Patreon)

Above: I don't know what I was thinking. I like it though.

Is this what happens on the first day in the animal shelter after the dog-catchers have caught them?

Guys fantasize about chasing hot chicks while they are on deployment, but what if it is the other way around?

On the other hand, there's a culture of "hogging"; guys that chase the fattest women they can find. It seems weird but 90% of the time --from my perceptions at least-- it is always the super-skinny little guys that want to chase the biggest women. I imagined it to be like "a mosquito rapjng a watermelon". 

God, that's enough; give me a beer. Later!