Shameless 7X2: Swipe, Fuck, Leave (Patreon)

So, Fiona tries to quit and go back to being a waitress, but she's told if that happens, they are just going to close the restaurant. She can keep being manager, which keeps them open, but only if she manages for them to stay afloat. Her first order of business, get new uniforms, get better help, and fire problem people. So far, seems good.

Frank is hell bent on staying in the house. After swiping a stolen credit card from Debbie, he hires some guys to block off the top of the house, so he can live up there with Liam. He's decided he's disowning all the children besides Liam and rest of the family is thrilled. Fiona and Lip take it in true Gallagher fashion.

Carl is having a hell of a time after his circumcision. He's not allowed to get an erection for 3 days, but he's a 16 year old boy. He keeps ending back at the doctor after he pops stitches and it's getting harder and harder to fix him. Eventually Ian and Lip drug him so he can heal.

Speaking of Ian, he finally confronts Caleb about Denise. And he doesn't deny it. But he also doesn't think he's doing anything wrong. He believes that since Denise is a girl that it's not cheating. Plus, he's been having sex with her forever. He also claims that no one is 100% anything in terms of sexuality, but he's still gay. It's a very confusing argument that I don't buy, but like I said, I am not in the queer community, so maybe I'm totally off base here. But Ian seems to agree with me.

Kevin is playing stay at home dad, but it's too tired from the kids to do any cleaning. He hires a topless maid, but is shocked to find out that she isn't actually a maid, but a sex worker. Then he gets the brilliant idea to start his own business of an actual topless cleaning service. I don't really get his plan, but I hope it works out for him. Lol.