#How2TrishStratus Notes (Patreon)

before Trish was an actual wrestler

she looks so young!

oh my god I think I had Lita’s top 'GIRLS RULE'

ooh it’s the guy from breaking ground!

JL: “check out the outfit trish is wearing!"

JL: “the more trish the better, she can come out in every match if you ask me” what a compliment if taken out of context

a lot of black outfits in this match

except for trish of course

trish tries to slap matt but accidentally slaps test

then lita gets tagged in and trish runs away

fucking HELL lita’s doing some seriously high jumps

crowd chanting “we want puppies"

what the FUCK?

lita does an INCREDIBLE moonsault

and then trish starts beating lita with albert’s belt?!?!

yikes!

trish, test and albert win!!

that was great!

Trish vs Victoria Survivor Series 2002 - first hardcore women’s match
trish is face in this match and this is one of victoria’s earliest matches
they’re using music from the shower scene in psycho for this feud promo
“pretty little eyes, pretty little puppies”
I can only imagine how intimidating it must be to use
I’m typing so little because i genuinely don’t want to look away from the screen in case I miss something awesome
there are SO many INCREDIBLE moves going on here
oh my god victoria’s bleeding from her nose
victoria sprays trish with a fire hydrant
and victoria wins!
wow that was……awesome
fucking hell

Trish vs Mickie James Wrestlemania 22 2006
weird ass rivalry going on here between 
JL: “I would give up celibacy for her” (Trish)
trish pulls mickey into the splits by pulling her leg back, OUCH
mickey is really working that leg
WOW neat head scissors from trish
trish irish whips mickey into the ropes and then does a really cool matrix move backwards onto the floor
oh my GOD mickey grabbed trish’s vagina?
oh my goodness
mickey wins!
JL: “the nutjob wins!” ah jeez

Trish vs Lita (retirement match) Unforgiven 2006
lita hits trish in the face and JL says “not the pretty face!"
ewwww trish licked her hands and slapped lita with them
trish gets thrown outside the ring and you can hear some nerdy little 10 year old boy saying “you’re so hotttt"
trish wins!!
awww lilian garcia is crying!