#How2SamoaJoe Notes (Patreon)

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Samoa Joe looking handsome with his cool hair

Samoa Joe slapped Kobushi!

Kobashi pulls very silly faces

jesus their chests must be raw and bloody after all these slaps

their hands must be so sore too

Samoa Joe rubbed his boot across kobashi’s face!!!! aaaaghhh!!!

agh now Samoa Joe has him in a crossface and he’s crawling towards the rope

but Samoa Joe grabs his hand just in time!

Kobashi gets Joe into the corner and strikes him like ONE HUNDRED TIMES

seriously how many times was that

absolutely ridiculous

now Samoa Joe’s chest is all raw!!!! ew!!!!

Kobashi’s finisher is DANGEROUS woah

it looks like Samoa Joe keeps landing on his head D:

Kobashi wins!!

WHAT A COOL MATCH

TNA Unbreakable 2005: AJ Styles vs. Samoa Joe vs. Christopher Daniels

Samoa Joe’s hair is a lot longer here

Kefin says I’ll love AJ Styles

AJ shows Samoa Joe how to kick Daniels in the back

Samoa Joe shows how hard he can kick in return 

Daniels is like “stop kicking me!” and then they BOTH kick him at the same time!!

Daniels sounds like he’s punching them for real!!?

WOAH AJ styles did an amazing leg head spin thing

Kefin informs me that it’s a ‘headscissors'

Daniels did an amazing move off the top rope flipping backwards onto them?? WOW

god this is an amazing match

Samoa Joe is taking so many huge hits

Samoa Joe got Daniels in a tree of woe but he actually hooked his foot under

he did look pretty stuck actually

JOE LIKE TUMBLED THROUGH OVER THE ROPES INTO DANIELS AND STYLES and knocked ‘em both out!

woah and he flipped both of them behind him!!

HE STRONG

woah Daniels did literally the highest backflip off the ropes I’ve ever seen

oh my GOD AJ Styles just lifted Samoa Joe onto his shoulders and like bounced with him there

AJ Styles wins!

what a match!

TNA Lockdown 2008 Cage Match: Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle

Joe has Polynesian dancers from his family with him!

Kurt Angle looks scary!

why did the ref rub Kurt’s calves?

oh man he isn’t wearing any shoes!

a lotta submission moves in this match

Samoa Joe has Kurt Angle in the most ridiculous submission move

he looks dead!

Joe has Kurt in a submission move and Kurt’s like grabbing onto the ref’s shirt

Samoa Joe wins!

that match was okay

TNA Slammiversary 2012 Samoa Joe vs Austin Aries 

Samoa Joe has a mohawk thing!

some amazing moves from Aries including a 450 splash

oof, Samoa Joe’s chest is red raw again

I’ve never known so many chest strikes outside of a Samoa Joe match

Aries wins!!

another great match!

Bonus match: - NXT 10/28/2015 Samoa Joe vs Tyler Breeze