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Uncut, Early Release Review: Black Moon Rising (starring Linda Hamilton & Tommy Lee Jones) (Patreon)

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2021-01-24 10:00:00
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2021-02

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There's a darker side to Sam Quint. Steal from him and you'll find out...  Tommy Lee Jones, Linda Hamilton and a story by John Carpenter!  We review the shlocky mess Black Moon Rising (1986).

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Summary: Former burglar Quint is forced by FBI-agent Johnson to steal a tape with incriminating evidence from a suspicious company. Unfortunately he is caught in the act by guard Ringer, a ruthless ex-colleague. Running from the scene, Quint hides the tape in the "Black Moon", a prototype super car made by inventor Earl Windom. Shortly thereafter, this car is stolen by Nina, who works for top car thief Ryland. Chased by Ringer and Johnson, both thinking he still has the tape, Quint's only way out is to steal the car back.

Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes  

Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer  

DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S11E10

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Bad Movie Review: Black Moon Rising (starring Linda Hamilton & Tommy Lee Jones)

There's a darker side to Sam Quint. Steal from him and you'll find out... Tommy Lee Jones, Linda Hamilton and a story by John Carpenter! We review the shlocky mess Black Moon Rising (1986). Please consider supporting Dark Corners on Patreon for bonus videos, uncensored reviews, and ad-free early access: www.patreon.com/darkcorners Black Moon Rising on Amazon: (UK) https://amzn.to/3bSHR3N (USA) https://amzn.to/39Odhpp Buy Robin's new book "The Immortal Dracula" (UK) https://amzn.to/2HsWZI5 (USA) https://amzn.to/2FQvbwE Buy Robin's other books (UK) https://amzn.to/2F7Blbf (USA) https://amzn.to/3kmGMD3 Facebook: http://on.fb.me/RvhRdc Twitter: https://twitter.com/DarkCorners3 @DarkCorners3 Summary: Former burglar Quint is forced by FBI-agent Johnson to steal a tape with incriminating evidence from a suspicious company. Unfortunately he is caught in the act by guard Ringer, a ruthless ex-colleague. Running from the scene, Quint hides the tape in the "Black Moon", a prototype super car made by inventor Earl Windom. Shortly thereafter, this car is stolen by Nina, who works for top car thief Ryland. Chased by Ringer and Johnson, both thinking he still has the tape, Quint's only way out is to steal the car back. A special thanks to our Dark Cultist Patreon supporters. THE SHADOWS: Brent Beebe, Pvt_Unicorn_Parts, Scott Nesmith, Lisa Kuta, John L., Normand Richardson, Richard Sadler, Thom MacIntyre, Chantelle Corey, Logistical Nightmare, Joe Niedbala, Trahan, Joseph Hines, Stephen Crane, Christopher Eckart, Anthony Strocks, John S. Savage, Dave Church, You Don't Get to Know, Ford, Jasmine Shafer, Allan Liska, goddessoftransitory, rachemus, Zachary Nolan, Chris Weakley, Heather and Michael Bailes, Colleen Crouch, Christie Bryden, Dan D Doty, Joseph Dougherty, Chris Hewson, David H. Adler, Hidden Trail Video, John Hepp, Western Canadian Guy THE ACOLYTES: Fritz Rutz, Joe Porter, Tony Breneman, Thomas Brown, Chris Fischer, D R Wellington, Ken Smiley, Richard D'Ambrosia, Matt P, Andy M, Milton Knight, Michael Schmidt, C, Michael Dean Jackson, Gemma Crowley, Andrew Weber, NuclearSaber, Picatea, Jim Rockford, Chris A, Mystic Cyclone, Prince Charming, Kyle Olson, Ch'aska Huayhuaca, Adam Everett, Johnathan Henning, James Robertson, Nils Muninsheim, David Pellot, Brian Kidd, Albertus Magnus, rachael kafrissen, Janne Wass, Robert Freeborn, David Conner, Peter Grantham, Amber Wesley, Tony Belmonte, Henry Brennan, Alex B, Mark Buckley, Uwe Marquardt, Russ Chandler, Simon Ash, Lavaughn Towell, Dave Smith, Tim Smith, Dark_Roast, Raven House Mystery, Terr Cain, Melissa Hayes, Clarence Pitre, Stephen Darnell, Ann Knight, Janna Nicolem THE INITIATES: Roop 298, Daniel Robinson, james Steadman, Andre, Jeffrey Disharoon, G.Kumar Achar, Ashleigh Rose, Claire Chandler, Lorna Smart, Seth Coleman, Joshua Allen, Jeffrey A Pleimling, Barry P., Terry LeCroix, VC, Jim Smith, greg Galanos, Clifford Parson, Martin Vlachynsky, Karl Bunker, Brian Ullmark, Alexandra Virgiel, Stephen LaPlante, Greg Hartwick, María Gd, Derek Summers, bob de builder, Michael Schwern, GadgetBlues, Jakub Łabeński, Double – U, Felix Weißig, Madam Eve, Magnus Ingi Sveinsson Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer DARK CORNERS OF THIS SICK WORLD S11E10 #BadMovieReview #DarkCornersReview #CultMovieReview

Comments

Alex B

See? That is why cars were wedge-shaped in the 70s and 80s.

Stephen Crane

Warren Beaty and Dustin Hoffman in Ishtar. What was supposed to be a big budget buddy movie is an unmitigated disaster. Conversely Jeff Goldblum and a fresh from regrowing his arm Ed Begley Jr starred in Transylvania 6-5000 which is a schlocky but eminently watchable movie.

Anonymous

I remember when this came out on home video how much they touted the film's Carpenter connection. The classic shameful 2nd job that always immediately comes to mind is Roger Ebert writing Beyond The Valley of the Dolls, though Ebert was always proud of it.

Anonymous

'Eyes of Laura Mars' TLJ's breakout role was also based on a spec script by a pre fame Carpenter. The end result isn't bad, it's basically Irvin Kershner's attempt at a Disco Giallo. Robert England directing '976-Evil' which he actually does a good job on but didn't direct again for 20 years after it was cut to ribbons to get an R (ironically during the video nasty panic we got this one uncut)

Anonymous

Elmer Bernstein and John Williams slummed it on a lot of soundtracks before they hit it big.

Anonymous

Also, where is the car when TLJ hides the tape in it? At the parking lot of the club? Otherwise how on earth did he run across it to hide the tape in it in the first place?

darkcorners
>>52095274

They stopped at a gas station. (Not to fill up the supercar - that would be dumb)

Anonymous

When the Dark Lords said they'd be doing this film, I watched it. Hamilton's first wig is quite, quite remarkable; I thought it was a wombat. Also, she has more wigs in her flat than Imelda Marcos had shoes. And Jones takes a worse licking than any Timex watch (old Americans will understand the reference) and still keeps ticking!

Anonymous

That car’s not half as cool as the Turbo Interceptor. And Graham, can you black box TLJ’s shirtlessness? I admit I’m not the target demographic but I still find it unsettling.

Anonymous
>>52095231

Well Lalo Schifin is defiantly slumming it here, although apparently he recycled the theme for 'Blue Thunder'. Of course sometimes a composer can make a film. John Williams with 'Home Alone' is a good example, the producers were convinced it was a bust till his score was put on.

Anonymous
>>52124218

I thought for a moment that was her twin sister Leslie with an ill fitting wig, as with T2, although I think it was before Leslie started doubling for Linda. Sadly Leslie Hamilton died in August.