TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze // Commentary Schmommentary (VIDEO) (Patreon)

Hey hey Patrons! 

Hope you're enjoying your totally radical LABOR DAY! 

Working the grill, maybe a few cold ones, or ordering some PIZZA? 

If you wanna kick back Morgan, Dustin and Sean with a blast from the tubular past, we got what you need right here (gestures in Pre-Guliani NYC)!! 

We're rocking a commentary track for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze!!!  A flick we loved as kids and realized might take place in a secret MUSICAL UNIVERSE!

We're loving this throwback on it's 30th Anniversary! 

Is Keno the body shamer the TRUE VILLIAN of this flick? 

This flick is Casey Jones-less (i.e. way less fuckable) and we're not happy about it! 

And how PISSED will Size-Queen Splinter be that Super Muscle Daddy Shredder's hog will go un-touched after he inexplicably offs himself in the dock/club/evil lair!? 

Follow the password-protected link to hang!  

https://vimeo.com/599091074

Password: WeBelongInThePoopChute

We got a ton of more stuff coming up this week but take a load off and enjoy yourself this Labor Day! 

xoxo, 

The Watchers in the Bar