TMNT 2: The Secret of the Ooze // Commentary Schmommentary (Patreon)

Hey hey Patrons!

Hope you're enjoying your totally radical LABOR DAY!

Working the grill, maybe a few cold ones, or ordering some PIZZA?

If you wanna kick back Morgan, Dustin, and Sean with a blast from the tubular past, we got what you need right here (gestures in Pre-Guliani NYC)!!

We're rocking a commentary track for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze!!!  A flick we loved as kids and realized might take place in a secret MUSICAL UNIVERSE!

We're loving this throwback on it's 30th Anniversary!

Is Keno the body shamer the TRUE VILLIAN of this flick?

This flick is Casey Jones-less (i.e. way less fuckable) and we're not happy about it!

And how PISSED will Size-Queen Splinter be that Super Muscle Daddy Shredder's hog will go un-touched after he inexplicably offs himself in the dock/club/evil lair!?

***SYNCH NOTES: Just line up your commercial-free copy via file, disc or streaming and hit play when you hear the BEEP after Sean does the countdown and you'll be all set! 

We got a ton of more stuff coming up this week but take a load off and enjoy yourself this Labor Day!

xoxo,

The Watchers in the Bar