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We're back with our EARLY BIRD ACCESS to our Invincible Season 1 coverage and everyone is in danger!!

Join Sean, Morgan and Dustin for Season 1, episode 4: Neal Armstrong Eat Your Heart Out.

All hell breaks loose as Mark heads to Mars to protect a group of astronauts only to end up fighting a race of face-hugging Sequids!!

Meanwhile back on Earth, Debbie and Demian Darkblood investigate their suspicions about Omni Man's  involvement in the murder of the Guardians.  WHAT DID DARKBLOOD LEAVE FOR DEBBIE IN THE CLOSET???? Is he just a demonic panty-pervert?


Follow the Password-protected link to hang!

https://vimeo.com/544859238

Password: ToTheMoon

xoxo,

Tank & The Watchers in the Bar

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rickie woodson

as someone else with a penis who hasnt worn underwear since the 90s: there is a piece of fabric behind the zipper. if your pants fit right there is no moving around. but i also have what they call a third leg so i do what morgan was saying: tuck into my left leg pant and BAM simple pimple, easy peasy. undies are too tight and uncomfortable for me and boxers? thats just extra pants. to quote adele givens "you gotta let your nuts hang baby!"

rickie woodson

nah. that is a martian aka shapeshifter that is on the space ship. you saw the real astronaut on mars possessed by the secquint (? what is spelling lol)

rickie woodson

i dont know anything about liquor so what is so wrong with chilling wine? or is it red wine in particular? i know my ex and my aunt both chilled their white wine. in my mind im like "who wants luke warm drinks" yknow?

Anonymous

Same here. I actually had a ecoli get into my nuts and they swelled up to the size of grapefruits. I was the hospital freak for a week. I had to keep them elevated so it looked like a cat on a pillow. Every nurse in the hospital paraded through my room with some lame excuse and either giggled or groaned on the way out. So now I’ve got an accessory to match the third leg. As a result, underwear is too painful to wear anymore.

Anonymous

Oooh! I couldn’t figure out where the extra astronaut came from

Ghost

To the moon dogies

Neil Prospect

Every time a channel promotes the uncut versions of their videos I just think in my head: "Like that European dude you blew on your semester abroad, the video is uncut" or something along those lines.

tudabee

I was sad about Hellschach, but being teleported back to a Lil' Naz X video isn't the worst fate for someone on this show