Just because... (Patreon)

So according to my timeline, it's Hyena Day. First time I'm hearing of it, but of course the workaholic never takes a day off--even when it's literally FOR him.

Well, luckily I'm just the MOST awesome guy.

He's workin' late again, tidying up the place--so I figured, why not surprise the big fucker with a bit of relaxation. 

"Sit down, put your feet up, and take a load off for a while, V."

"...As a matter of fact, allow me to take that load off your hands. I know exactly what to do with it. And hey! I'll throw in a massage too! What the hell, I'm feelin' generous, and I'd be lyin' if I said I didn't get a kick outta watching you squirm for once."

"No thanks necessary, pal. Just give me something to wash it down <3"