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Sabre stared at his new companion, a little bit breathless as those words slipped out of the albino's lazy grin. At this point, he wasn't sure if it was the smoke inhalation, or if he was just that shaken by what he'd heard. But as the glider's face drained of color, he could only imagine the hell he'd unleashed on one of his favorite holidays.

April 20th was always a fun day. 4/20 he was allowed to enjoy as much of the green stuff as he wanted. According to him, and every other smoker he knew, it was a non-addictive high, and that was enough for Shae to give the okay. He wondered how she'd feel about finding him frozen solid as club decoration, strewn about the chandeliers like the last person who screwed up a delivery for the Wolf of Westopolis.

He felt himself struggle to swallow. With his mouth so dry it was a wonder he could speak at all.

"Ahhh uh... W-which dumpster?"

Back in his mind, he listened to his silent prayer on repeat.

Please not the Crystal Club.....
Please not the Crystal Club.....

"I dunno. I forgot." Cheesecake seemed distracted as he stared into the distance--more so than usual.

Of course, it was to be expected after going through the entire stash. Sabre'd swore he'd won the jackpot when the friendly stranger offered to smoke. Had he so much as seen the package beforehand, he would have known better than to touch it, let alone smoke it...

"What's the matter, buddy? Pass it on."

Cheesecake's voice snapped him out of his horrific reflection.. He hadn't realized how long he'd just been sitting there, but he finally found the strength to pass the joint as his stomach turned over. He suddenly felt himself going a bit too green....

Special thanks to @RedHaze0 and @GoodboyeLeon for offering their characters Echo the Falcon and Cheesecake the Hedgehog.