X-Men: God Loves, Woman Eats FINAL (Patreon)

Chapter 7: Mojo

“On your knees!”

Spiral tossed them on the ground where Jubilee and Laura were surrounded by a collection of hooting and hollering freaks.

“Hnn, oh God, I do not like what’s coming,” Jubilee grunted, Laura growling “Only he could come up with something so disgusting.” Sprawled out on the ground neither of them could move under their own power, completely immobilized by their heavy pregnant bodies.

It was then they heard the telltale tapping of metallic legs on the ground.

“GIRRRRLS GIIRRRRRLS!”

Mojo, the overlord of the Mojoverse, had made his grand arrival. His quivering blob body quivered on his spider legged platform, remote in hand, and flanked by five cameramen. He had a sickening wide grin on his ugly face and he was chuckling so much he sounded like a hyena in heat.

“What’s going on Mojo! Spill your guts before I do it for you!” Laura threatened which made Mojo swoon with laughter.

“HAHA HOOOOO HOOOO! That blood thirsty attitude! That fiery personality! THAT is why you’re such a fan favorite X-23! Oh you have no idea of the ratings! Of the fan art! The lewds! And Jubilee, you’re such a long time fan favorite! The delicate Asian features! The spunk! The TOTALLY RADICAL MAN 90’s throwback!”

Mojo thrust his arms out and several television screens behind him showcased all the events that had taken place, from them pigging out to smashing chairs under their big hefty butts.

“As you know that psychedelic octopus wasn’t just a dream! We had our lovely warrior Spiral plant that Ark DVD which sent out that octopus to create our NEWEST HIT REALITY TV SHOW! LADIES! YOU ARE THE STARS OF TEENAGE MUTANT ALIEN MOMS!”

The denizens of the Mojoverse all cheered and started to chant “BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER!”

Both girls were utterly repulsed and shocked by the revelation, with Jubilee demanding “Why did you bring us here Mojo!”

Mojo’s grin grew even wider “It’s almost time for the grand finale! The long awaited conclusion! It’s almost time FOR THE BIRTH!”

The girl's jaws dropped even lower, unable to find words to say as Mojo declared “Spiral! Take our mothers to their nests!”

With no effort at all Spiral teleported them both to a chamber where they were presented with a mountain of food consisting of pies and cakes and danishes and cinnamon rolls and donuts and every decadent creamy sweet one could think of.

“Alright you pregnant pigs you’re gonna eat up! Fill those guts until you’re ready to hatch!”

“Never!” Jubilee spat, Laura growling out “Go to hell!”

However their words carried less weight than their bodies did. It didn’t take long before they plunged their faces into the mountain of sweets, Spiral laughing at them “Eat up piggies!”

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The mountain of food was gone.

Jubilee and Laura were enormous spheres, completely round. Laying on their stomachs their hands and feet flapped as they pitifully tried to move them. They were now more ball shaped than anything else.

“We have to do something,” Laura grunted but Jubilee was in the pits of despair “Laura we can’t move.” “Yes we can!” Laura was determined to get out. With a great heave that reddened her face Laura tipped on her side and started to roll. “A-Ahh!” Laura cried out in pain as the brood that was growing inside her protested.

Seeing her heroic determination Jubilee’s despair turned into resolve as she too started to rock back and forth before she managed to roll, experiencing the same pains “A-AH! Crap! This feels worse than a period!”

Laura pants from the pain and called out to Jubilee, she was so big she couldn’t move her face. “Jubilee, I have a plan. Get to either side of the entrance, when Spiral comes back let’s ram into her.”

“Got it!” Jubilee said, and they got to either side. The cell door opened and Spiral entered, chuckling, “Are you pigs ready for sec-” She stopped talking and saw they had moved.

“NOW!” Laura shouted and both girls roughly rammed into her, knocking her out with their combined strength. “Come on, let’s get out of here!” Laura rolled her way into the entrance way...but got stuck.

“Nnng! Damn it!” Laura swore, kicking her useless feet. “Hold on Laura, I’m going to blast you out! This is going to hurt, thank God you have a healing factor.” Laura closed her eyes shut tight and Jubilee launched a pyro attack blasted the wall and left Laura with burned skin that was quickly healing.

In a grand arena Mojo was up above like a judge, overseeing the completion of the set.

“Ho ho ho! Soon everything will be ready and the grand finale will happen! I bet this will be a new record in the ratings!”

But just as he said that a flash of light burst on the stage and the X-Men, consisting of Cyclops, Jean, Wolverine, Beast, Gambit, Rogue, and Storm appeared on the stage.

“WHAT?! X-MEN?! THIS WASN’T IN THE SCRIPT! KILL THEM ALL!”

As Mojo’s men ran towards them they sprung into action, Jean telekinetically tossing them left and right, Gambit throwing charged cards, Storm blowing them away with strong winds.

“This is a standard rescue operation! Wolverine, Beast find the girls and let’s go home!”

Wolverine’s claws were already out and he was sniffing the air, “You don’t have to tell us fearless leader, I know the scent of my own kid better than anyone! Come on Beast!”

“Lead the way Wolverine.”

The two of them ran, Wolverine tracking them down when they ran into them. “Oh my stars and garters,” Beast said, simply amazed at the size of them. He approached them, tracing his big furry hands over them “I never fathomed you two would get this big.”

Jubilee scowled, “Thanks for keeping us in the dark Hank.” To which Beast apologised, “It is indeed regretful, but my mind was being affected.”

“We can deal out the blame later, let’s get these girls to Cyke!” Wolverine snapped, putting his own hands on Laura who moaned, “How did you get here?” Wolverine tapped a device on his belt, and said “Forge made this, but we’re on the clock. Once we get home you’re going on a major diet fatso,” to which Laura could only frown.

Both Beast and Wolverine started to push them back to the team, once they were in the arena Rogue and Jean provided defense of the girls, Rogue in particular flying threw and mowing down several goons “It’s rude to shoot at pregnant mamas ya know.”

Once they were all together they quickly teleported out.

“NO! DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!” Mojo shouted with rage that sent his body into a quivering fit. He panted and breathed before sighing.

“I suppose we can always reboot the X-Babies.”

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Back in Beast’s lab Jubilee was blushing profusely.

“There is no need to worry, he is excellent in his field. If this works it should solve at least the biggest problem.”

“I know that, I just...never thought I’d have a tiny man inside my uterus.”

Deep inside Jubilee the Avenger known as Ant-Man was trekking toward the alien when he found it.

The com buzzed and Hank Pym called out “Hank I found it! I’m going to shrink it down to the Quantum Realm, it’ll literally be shrunk down to nothing!”

Beast smiled, the two Hanks worked side by side, Hank Pym having been called by his fellow Avenger. “It’s certainly good to have friends in high places.” Hank remarked before the com buzzed agan, “It’s gone Hank, it worked just as we predicted.” “I knew my hypothesis would be correct.”

Hank Pym moved on to Laura and did the same thing. The two mutants had been freed from the brood that had been brewing inside them.

“Now there’s another matter,” Beast said, putting his hands on both bellies, “What to do about this.”

But of course, that is a tale of another story.

The End.