Kitsune Gym Chapter 1 (Patreon)

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Kitsune Gym
Naruto is a coach at a popular gym and they are always looking for new members. The place looks expensive but they've gained a lot from donations. If someone feels they can't pay or afford membership there is a special program Naruto has made to let anyone get involved guaranteed to make someone feel like a new man. Hypnosis Brainwashing

Chapter 1 Epilogue

Naruto wasn’t having much luck with the ladies. Girls kept swarming guys like Sasuke Uchiha, he was rich and good looking, he was smart and athletic. The blonde wasn’t a slouch in looks, he also wasn’t making a lot of money, his current job paid him under minimum wage. He wasn’t very book smart, he did try to study but as soon as the test began he found it hard to remember the answers.

But he felt he could compete with Sasuke in athletics.

He did well but it didn’t score him any points with girls. It didn’t make sense he was a senior and this freshman punk had all the luck. His friend Neji said it was fate, and that’s just how the world was.

In his uncle Jiraiya’s magazines girls loved guys with big muscles, so he wanted to hit the gym. Problem was, gyms were expensive. The best gym in town was run by the Uchiha Family, their clients consisted of professional athletes, movie stars,  the wealthy, the famous, and the rich. Neko Gym was seen as the best of the best and the most expensive gym in town.

The next best was run by the Nara Family which ran like a health spa, they offered all natural vitamins, protein shakes, diets, and equipment to exercise with. As a health place it was very expensive. Noble Dear Gym was very popular with women, health nuts, and those looking to lose weight.

Naruto searched for a good gym, but the cheapest he could find was the Snake Pit, which was a fighting ring/gym run by a guy who gave him the willies Orochimaru. The place felt off, even the patrons there felt really aggressive. The only way he could get a cheap entry fee was entering into the fighting ring. It was a very shady place so he gave a hard pass.

He was feeling low so he went and got some ramen. Even if he didn’t join a gym, buying weights and stuff was almost as expensive as joining a gym. His poor little frog wallet couldn’t handle the stress.

Teuchi listened to Naruto’s troubles. “Well a man was in here earlier wanting to advertise his gym, maybe you’d be interested.” He handed the blonde a flier.

“Kitsune Gym?” It was new and it would be competing with the big names in town. ‘What do I have to lose?’ The flier had directions and a phone number.

Naruto went to the location, and the gym was in a weirdly nice location but there wasn’t a lot of traffic. He entered and there was a man at the desk, he had long red hair and wore a black bandanna, with the way it was tied it looked like he had fox ears at a distance.

The man was very handsome, he had black eye shadow, which gave him an exotic look. He had a body builder look, Naruto couldn’t help but marvel at his physique. When he closed his eyes he had a kitsune look to him.

Not that he was judging, he had whisker-like marks on his cheeks, a birth mark. “Well well well, looks like I have a customer!” He was wearing a white tank top, that clung to his muscles like a second skin, the garment had the gym’s logo on it, it was a fox with nine tails, swaying in a very unique fashion.

The man was also wearing tight short shorts! They were red and black, and the man’s natural bulge was eye catching. The man had legs for days. “I’m Kurama, owner, operator, and lead coach!” He shook Naruto’s hand.

“I’m Naruto...Naruto Uzumaki!” The man smirked.

“A pleasure to meet you, welcome to Kitsune Gym!”

Naruto was taken aback by the firm handshake, it was so firm and manly, it filled him with a sense of trust and respect for this man. “Umm, I’m looking to join a gym...I’m on a budget, so I’ll need the cheapest plan you got.”

Kurama stroked his chin. “How about...free!”

Naruto blinked. “Ehh?”

The red head patted his shoulder. “You see I’m new to this town, and my business is new. So how about this I’ll give you a month free, and after the month if you love my gym, you can invite some friends of yours to give it a try.”

It sounded like such a good deal. Kurama even showed him a list of services they provided. There was a Weight Room for muscle building, Machine Room for exercise, a Sauna, the Locker Room had a hot tub, an open shower, and rest rooms. “I’m afraid we don’t have a pool.” Kurama joked.

Naruto read over the contract carefully, he’d have access to everything the gym for free for a month. At the end of the month should Naruto love this gym, he’d be asked to spread the word of it and invite friends over to experience it. After that they could work something out with his membership going forward. “If I join this gym, do you think I’ll get a body like yours?”

Kurama smirked. “Kid...I’ll even guarantee it.”

While some deals could be too good to be true, the Uzumaki felt he could trust Kurama so he agreed. He didn’t see any weird stuff in the contract, so he signed.

He was given gym clothes, that he could change into, a similar tank top to Kurama’s and similar shorts. The blonde felt a little embarrassed wearing them so he decided to wear his regular clothes. He was also offered a sports drink, but he was gonna stick with a water bottle.

Naruto went to the weight room. Since he didn’t have a spotter he stuck to the weights he could handle safely.

The weight room had music playing. It was a nice and simple tune, Naruto felt it’d fit more in a meditation room than a weight room. ‘It’s kinda relaxing…’ He picked out some weights and began his work out.

As he pumped the weights and listened to the music he started falling into a trance. ‘Must get thicker...must get stronger...must get swole!’

After his initial reps he started doing more complicated exercises. They were ones he didn’t know he knew, but the images of them appeared in his mind.

In his mind it felt like he was running towards his goal, he imagined himself as being tall and jacked, rocking a body that’d have anyone swooning. Like Kurama’s body…

Naruto blinked. “Ehh?” He had worked up a sweat. Without realizing he had been working out for hours. “Whoa!”

The blonde was feeling great. “Is this what Neji’s always talking about a runner’s high?” Since he was feeling so awesome, he hydrated and got back to work.

As he continued to pump the weights, he started falling into a trance again. ‘Abs...pecs...abs...pecs...abs...pecs...abs...pecs...abs...pecs….abs...pecs…’ It ran through his mind like a mantra.

His brain rationalized, this wasn’t weird at all, he wanted big pecs, he wanted rock hard abs, he wanted to be a stud!

‘Abs...pecs...abs….pecs...abs...pecs...abs…’ He worked with the weights, dancing to his mantra.

His muscles seemed to resonate with the intense mental focus, the speed and control of his reps. For a total beginner he was working the perfect pace, to stimulate but not overwork his muscles.

After every hundred reps he mixed them up doing a different exercise. He didn’t question it, he was feeling so good breaking a sweat...really good…

His penis began to stir, Naruto was a grower, his cock dipped down and worked to rise up, his rod tenting his boxers and sweat pants. ‘Abs...pecs...abs...pecs…’ He continued to work out even as his hard on throbbed.

He finished his routine with some unique maneuvers, targeting his areas to work his muscles. “Whoo…” He let out a sigh. “Oh man what a work out!” It was another three hours.

The blonde looked down and saw his erection. ‘Crap!’ He looked around. ‘Oh man when did I get hard, I know I was feeling good but talk about embarrassing.’

Naruto went to the locker room and waited for his erection to go down. He could have jerked off but he’s been working out for awhile and didn’t want Kurama to come looking for him and catch him. ‘Still...I feel pretty good…’

Once he calmed down he left the locker room and bumped into Kurama. “Hey there, have a good work out?”

“Yeah, it was awesome!” Just thinking about it made him feel amazing, so amazing his penis began to stir.

Kurama nodded. “Why don’t you try the Machine Room next, our exercise bikes will give you a great work out?”

The blonde blushed. ‘Crap, I’m getting hard.’ He chuckled. “Maybe next time, later Kurama!” The Uzumaki ran off, in the hopes of not pitching a tent here.

Kurama noticed and smirked.

-x-

Naruto went home and grabbed a shower, the run home burned off his arousal so he was completely flacid when he got home. He showered and had dinner, before going to bed. ‘Mmm…’ He lazily scratched his pubes. ‘Abs...pecs...abs...pecs…’

His cock hardened in his sleep. Instead of dreaming about girls, he was weirdly having a strange wet dream about Kurama. He came hard, but as he tried to remember what he was dreaming about it slipped through his fingers like water. ‘What was I dreaming about...oh well...it doesn’t matter…’

To be continued...A Room With A View