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Chapter 2 

Chapter 3 The Crew

Zoro was looking for new swords, after his fight with Mihawk he had lost two of them. As a practicer of the three sword style, he felt naked without having three swords on his belt.

Johnny and Yosaku were with him. They had joined Luffy’s crew by accident. Fullbody had spotted them and had their names added to his report out of spite, but Nezu put the final nail in their coffin. Even if they tried to deny it it would be their words against a marine, and even if Luffy said they weren’t it would just be seen as a pirate trick.

Nezu had sworn revenge so even if he was a small fish, this was his pond, he could hound the two for the rest of their days. Without some form of protection there was nowhere they could go in the East Blue that the marines couldn’t find them. It truly seemed their lives were over. Luffy invited them onto his crew, he liked them, they were Zoro’s old friends, and they even tried to fight for Nami’s sake. They were good guys, and Luffy believed they could always get stronger.

He put them under Zoro’s care, the swordsman was ordered to toughen them up and bring out their potential.

So the bounty hunters turned pirates were walking together. Zoro had to borrow money from Nami to get new swords. Johnny and Yosaku wanted to help but they were equally broke. All the crew’s treasure went to Nami’s village for repairs.

Their current funds consisted of any money they pulled from Nezu’s ship that wasn’t Nami’s money and the wallets Nami pilfered from her village. Seventy percent of that was “Nami’s Money” the other thirty was divided up into the crew allowance for supplies and spending.

So Zoro borrowed money, at 300% interest. Even with what Roronoa borrowed many of the quality swords were way over his budget.

They were a bit worried when they bumped into Tashigi. Zoro broke her glasses because she looked a lot like Kuina, but that wasn’t possible. She sure had a mouth on her, assuming a whole bunch of things about Zoro, like he had a wife at home and wasn’t paying the bills, that he was a bum without a job.

She pegged Johnny and Yosaku as bums as well, giving them each a quick look up and down. Given she was blind as a bat without her glasses that was pretty messed up.

Thankfully she didn’t recognize them as straw hat pirates. She tried to get them jobs at a marine base to pay for her glasses. Tashigi had some skill with the sword, even without her glasses. They couldn’t stay or risk being spotted and outed as pirates.

Zoro had to pay for her new glasses which cut his sword budget. They made it back to a sword shop and Zoro was trying to find some swords to make do, he only had 100,000 berries to spend. The owner wanted to buy Zoro’s remaining sword since it was a high quality blade.

It wasn’t for sale and Tashigi showed up to spill the beans, she did give Zoro back his money at least. The owner was pissed but he shouldn’t bother, Zoro wasn’t gonna sell his sword for anything. He was directed to a barrel of swords he could pick two out for 50,000 each. “Why do you need three swords, don’t tell me you wanna be like that pirate hunter?”

“Pirate hunter!” Johnny and Yosaku began to sweat.

Tashigi knew a lot about swords, she wanted to collect the legendary blades and get them out of the hands of pirates and crooks. Zoro found a cursed blade, and he tested his luck against the sword’s curse. He tossed the sword into the air and offered his arm, the blade passed over his arm without a scratch.

His luck won and he agreed to take it. Tashigi was so stunned and she fell back. “Pick out another one for me!”

The owner is stunned by Zoro’s skill and courage, having challenged the Sandai Kitetsu and won. As both a sign of respect and an apology for trying to cheat Zoro out of his Wado Ichimonji he gives the swordsman his best sword the Yubashiri. Both swords became Zoro’s as a gift. “Nice bro!”

Roronoa was able to give Nami her money back, thinking they were even but forgot about Nami’s 300% interest.

-x-

Usopp was doing some shopping of his own, he had his own savings, and he was blowing his cash on mostly junk. He did end up getting some goggles to aid in his sniping.

Nami was driving sales people crazy, trying on all sorts of outfits and not spending a dime.

-x-

Sanji was busy shopping, using his budget to get supplies for the ship and feed the growing crew. He already got a feel for how much Luffy eats so began to plan accordingly. ‘What a man, I’ve never met anyone who eats as much as him.’ Little smoke hearts resonated off his cigarette.

The blonde cook was a bit of a perv, while he loved the ladies, he always had a special place in his heart for a man. Zeff gave him a proper sexual education as he got older. While he’d swoon for any pretty girl, his heart swooned for Luffy and the mythical zoan alone.

He knew his place in Monkey’s world, Luffy was the captain and believed in free love. So he had fun with all sorts, but everyone in Luffy’s harem knew or understood their place in it. Their captain may have been a monster on the battlefield, but he was an even bigger monster in the bedroom.

-x-

Luffy was still feeling frisky after his encounter with Smoker.  Even with marines after him, he couldn’t dismiss the throbbing in his pants. It wasn’t just marines after him, as the Buggy Pirates were in town hunting for the ghost cat as well.

By luck Luffy bumped into Zoro’s group. “Hey Luffy...I…” The raven haired youth zoomed up on him and kissed the swordsman breathless.

“Oh wow!” Yosaku and Johnny blushed.

Zoro had finally recovered from his injuries so Luffy was gung ho about playing with his swordsman. The kiss deepened, and the ghost cat grinded on Zoro stirring his loins.

Johnny gulped. Both men could feel their blood rush south. “Zoro...I’m hungry!” This was code, a code the harem members of the crew knew. If Luffy wanted food, he’d say food. “Sanji...food!” would be heard so it’d be for meal times. If Luffy wanted sex, he’d say he was hungry.

Zoro blushed. “We don’t have money for a motel, and the ship is too far away.” Luffy gave the swordsman the “Kitten Eyes” a pleading look that made Zoro cave.

They went to an alley. Johnny and Yosaku thought they’d be standing guard, only for Luffy to drag them into the alley and have them stand with Zoro. “Oh ohh ohh fuck!” Pants were hauled down, hard dicks were snapping into the air.

Johnny had a nice 6 incher, he was cut and he had a nice girth to him. Yosaku was rocking a 5.5 incher, he was uncut and he was curved. Johnny had some hair crowning his crotch while Yosaku went for the shaved look. Luffy played with their cocks as he went down on Zoro.

Zoro had a nice piece 10 inches and he had this sexy curve to it. Luffy licked along his shaft, nibbled on his sac, and sucked on his nut. Johnny and Yosaku watched the erotic blow job go down, all while getting jerked off by their captain. “Luffy!~” Roronoa moaned.

Monkey kitten licked the tip, teasing his piss slit. “Fuck!” Zoro blushed. His captain could be so cute and erotic. Since meeting the ghost cat he was drawn into the guy’s harem and sway. It was almost scary how quickly they bonded.

Zoro had experience with men, Johnny and Yosaku specifically, but Luffy’s instincts and natural mating want blew him out of the water.

He tried to hold back his moans as Luffy deepthroated him but noises leaked out. Johnny was shocked to find that Zoro was dominated by Luffy, he was always a top when they fucked. Monkey found ways to unravel men and make them go into lustful heats. Not that he was complaining.

Luffy welcomed them into his crew and his harem. There was some confusion when Yosaku caught Luffy sucking Sanji off, thinking Luffy was cheating on Zoro, but the cook and swordsman explained it well. It wasn’t so different to their relationship, Zoro had fucked both Johnny and Yosaku, and they slept with each other with no hard feelings.

Monkey purred around Zoro’s cock, sending intense vibrations through his rod that brought the man to climax. “Ahhh!” He came, and the ghost cat slurped down every drop.

His pace on their dicks soon brought Johnny and Yosaku to the edge and tipped them over. “Cumming!” They shot all over Luffy’s face. “Sorry Captain!”

“Yeah...sorry…” Yosaku panted. The show and pumping was just too much.

Luffy collected as much as the cum as he could and licked it away. He wasn’t one to waste food or cum! “Hehe~!” The swordsmen were turned and and pressed against the wall. Luffy’s massive 12 inch dick was freed and pressed to Zoro’s hole.

Using some of their cum as lube, Luffy fingered Zoro’s bros, as he fucked the green haired man. “First one of you to cum gets Zoro’s dick, the other gets my cock!” He twisted his fingers in their asses, making them moan. It was a win win either way, but it was a test. Luffy’s cock was huge and he was even bigger in hybrid form.

Luffy fucked Zoro hard and deep, the green haired swordsman trembling after every thrust. His stone cold face melted and shifted to one of wanton desire. He braced himself against the wall and could no longer control his moans as he was fucked stupid.

Hearing Zoro moan so lewdly and lustfully sent sparks of pleasure through the men on either side of him. Zoro hadn’t been noisy in bed with them, outside of grunts and pants. As fast as Luffy was pounding him, his fingers were working just as fast. Their dicks were hard and bouncing, Roronoa was being fucked so good his cock was slapping his abs.

Zoro was so flushed and horny, he was drooling, his nipples peeking through his shirt. Luffy plundered his ass, a glorious friction melting his insides, the man’s sheath was fucked out and made for Luffy’s penis at this point.

“Ohh ohh aahh hnnn cumming~!” Zoro came, his big balls unleashing his seed.

Luffy’s fingers teased their holes, twisting and curling, finding their sweet spots and teasing them. Both men moaned and groaned, cocks dripping. In the end Johnny hung out longer and Yosaku came first, a few seconds after Johnny blew his load.

It was a change in positions, as Luffy pulled out of Zoro and mounted Johnny. The swordsman whined at the loss, but soon was back and ready to fuck Yosaku. The two bros were stripped naked by Luffy, Johnny was scooped up and flipped around.

Facing Luffy he was stuffed, his legs locking around the ghost cat. “Luffy!” Johnny moaned.

“You are taking my cock like a champ!” He praised and stuffed the guy full. His toes curled as he was fucked deeper than even Zoro could reach. The two kissed and Johnny lost himself in Luffy’s tongue work.

Kissed stupid was an accurate term as it felt like all of Johnny’s brain was melting and surging down to his dick. Luffy’s thrusts were slow and strong, making Johnny feel every inch, his balls swinging and smacking Johnny’s booty.

Despite being fucked Zoro hadn’t forgotten how to top. Luffy wouldn’t let him, he had a nice piece so it would be a waste. Rornoa learned from combat so he also learned through sex. He fucked Yosaku doggy style and he was an even better dom now!

Yosaku moaned and bucked. Roronoa had such control thrusting his dick deep while cum leaked from his ass. He tried to control his anal muscles to keep as much of the cum inside, but some dribbled out and ran down his legs.

Their fucking didn’t go unnoticed, their moans drew some attention. Not that anyone knew they were pirates, but word about some pervs fucking in an alley spread. A crowd gathered watching the men go at it.

Luffy and Zoro made out as they fucked Johnny and Yosaku to completion, their own orgasms following suit. Johnny came all over himself, while Yosaku added to the mess on the ground. Both men were pumped full of seed.

Their audience couldn’t help but applaud, that was some intense boot knocking. Luffy set Johnny down. “I’ll deal with this.” Walking towards the crowd with his claws flexed and dick swinging, it was hard to read Luffy’s intent.

In a flash Luffy robbed them. “Glad you enjoyed the show, we’ll be taking this as payment.” He got this from Nami, who was fine with them being sexually open, but insisted if they were gonna do it in public they should charge for the show. Luffy wasn’t gonna stop having open sex, so it was a nice way to make money.

“Let’s eat!” He flashed the cash. No one in the crowd could stop Luffy, he was too fast.

“Hold it!” Some people tried to stop them, at least hold them off for the marines to arrive. Luffy knew how to deal with pervs.

“Neko Neko Summer Heat Attack!” Monkey conjured ghost cats with hearts in their eyes. They passed through the crowd and a bell rang out. In seconds their repressed desires were turned loose. The alley became filled with horny men going to town on each other. Luffy, Zoro, Johnny, and Yosaku were able to get dressed and slipped away.

It was time for food and Luffy wanted to share his thoughts on a potential crew mate.

To be continued...Buggy’s Trap...Smoker Saves Luffy?!

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