Snake Oil: Saiyan Nue Chapter 1 (Patreon)

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Snake Oil: Saiyan Nue

Princess Snake wanted a king, she liked strong men, but if they didn’t want her she either ate them or turned them into pet snakes. For Goku she felt the latter would be best, the man was strong, and even resistant to sleeping grass, he’d be troublesome to fight so she offered a massage with their special oil. One problem, she never met a saiyan before, while they looked human enough their chemistry was different. The snake oil mutates Goku and makes him something new.

Chapter 1 Snake Oil

Goku came across Princess Snake’s castle and was pulled inside. Son was brought before Princess Snake and her court. He mistook her for King Kai. “I may not be him, but I am royalty.” She claimed to be the goddess of snake way.

“If you wish to continue on Snake Way you need to build up your strength.” She offered him mountains of food and Goku accepted as he was feeling hungry.

The saiyan gorged himself on the food unaware of the trap these women had set. They put sleeping grass in his food to knock him out. Snake planned to use him as breeding stock at first, but he seemed resistant to the grass.

Her army of attendants were actually her children. Those that fell for this trap were taken as breeding stock, used until spent and ultimately devoured. The fact he passed through the meal just made Princess Snake want him more.

After his meal he planned to leave. “Hold on, you can’t meet King Kai like that, it is not good manners.”

“Oh okay…” He was invited to a bath, a special bath with red waters. Soaking in this water was no simple feat, as it could consume weaker men. Princess Snake marveled at Goku’s strength and physique.

Son rather enjoyed baths, they could be so relaxing. He sank under the waters and began to meditate. Princess Snake was surprised when he disappeared. She rushed out to check on him, only to have Goku spring out of the bath in all his naked glory. ‘Oh my!’

He had no shame, walking around and letting it all hang out. Snake got quite the eyeful, front and back. She wanted to make him hers. “Umm where are my clothes?”

“Oh...they are being mended and cleaned. They should be ready in a bit.”

“Hmm, you don’t mind if I walk around natural like this do you?” He asked. Snake blushed.

“Uh oh sure...why not...no one will mind!” Goku smiled.

“Thanks!” He strutted around naked. Princess Snake was checking him out, only mildly curious about the strange mark above his ass. ‘Chichi doesn’t like it when I walk around naked.’ He was happy to relax.

They gave him some milk laced with sleeping grass. It still wasn’t enough to knock him out, so Snake used her girls and did a hypnotic dance to put him under. Goku felt restless, his thoughts drifting towards the oncoming danger.

“Let’s see what’s going on inside his head.” Using a magic mirror they peered into his mind. His world was being threatened by two opponents far beyond his strength. He had friends and family he cared about very much. Princess Snake didn’t care for the fact Goku had a wife and child. “Oh well, I guess he’ll just be food, such a waste!” A monstrous look appeared on their faces.

‘If I don’t get stronger I can’t protect them...if I don’t get stronger it’s over...if I don’t get stronger they’ll be killed...I want to fight...I want to get stronger...I want to protect them!’ He had a strong will and he managed to break through the slumber. His ki flared and his eyes snapped open.

He bolted up and the faces shifted back.

The snake women were shocked by his power. Princess Snake could tell if she tried to fight and eat this man she would lose. ‘I’ll just keep him as a pet.’

“I have to get going. Can I get my clothes back now?”

“They are drying, you wish to get stronger yes?”

“Of course I do!” She smirked.

“Then we have a special service for fighters.” Her attendants brought out a large container. It looked similar to the container for the sacred water. “This is Snake Oil, an enchanted mixture that can stimulate muscles and bring out a human’s potential.”

“But I’m not…” The grabbed him by the arms.

“Please Goku, we can guarantee this oil will change your life.” One of them said.

“You’ll be a whole new beast…” She was nudged by another attendant. “A whole new man!”

“Will it really make me stronger?” He asked.

“Oh yes, it is known for awakening potential.” Princess Snake confirmed.

Goku was brought to a room and they laid him on a table. Four girls approached him and got the oil ready, they started applying it to his body. His arms and legs were oiled up, making his muscles glisten.

The girls at his front moved up his arms to his shoulders, massaging the broad back soon after. They couldn’t reach his pecs or abs, but they applied the oil across his back and along his sides.

Meanwhile, the girls at his legs moved up, oiling his hips and booty. With the way Goku laid, his cock and balls were exposed. The girls smirked and began to oil his manly bits. Goku gasped and groaned. “Hey!”

“Just relax, it’s best to apply this to as much of your skin as possible.”

“You should feel it working soon!” Goku did in fact feel something. His skin was tingling and he could feel his ki shifting. The girls smirked, once the oil trails were connected the effect would take hold. They were targeting the spot above his rear as the focal point.

‘He shall make a lovely snake!’ Princess Snake had turned a few souls into snakes, they were human souls that had found there way to her castle. She had not come across a saiyan soul before.

When the girls brought the oil to his tail spot, there was a burst of ki that knocked the four girls away. Princess Snake expected scales to appear on him, but that is not what happened.

The snake oil was an old school ancient trick, warriors would come seeking power. Upon using it they would indeed gain the power of a beast, and be turned into one. Had Goku been a normal human he’d be just another snake in her collection, but he wasn’t a human at all...

Goku roared as energy burst and crackled. His body felt hot, this sensation reminded him of when he transformed into a Great Ape. Black fur appeared along his arms and legs, then it spread over his shoulders and down his back. From the legs spread over his cheeks and to his crotch. “What on Earth!?”

His power increased as his body mutated. From his tail spot scales appeared and a serpent manifested. Goku began to pant, the transformation settled and he stood up. His body had changed, (looking close to SSJ4) his abs and pecs were still very prominent. The muscles popped, he had gained more of a legendary physique. He had dark fur over his form, his impressive cock had been drawn into a sheath and had in fact split into two mighty dicks. His hefty balls had grown larger, the sack covered in the same fur, reaching the size that’d make a tanuki jealous.

The new tail was pure white and scaled and had a second head, a snake head with orange eyes. His saiyan cells mutated from the snake oil, he had become something akin to an ancient creature known as Nue.

Goku’s tail yawned and stretched, the two locked eyes and gasped. “Aaaahhhhh!” After the initial shock over his transformation and new tail, he became happy. “You made my tail grow back with some extras!”

“My thoughts exactly.” the snake hissed.

“Oh cool you can talk!” It nodded. “What do I call you?”

After thinking on it. “Sanzo, I’ll be having your back from now on Goku!” The saiyan grinned and hugged his tail. The two shared a form of parallel minds, both connected and operating together.

“I’m happy to have you Sanzo!” It was Goku’s turn to stretch. “Thanks Princess Snake, you were right I do feel a lot stronger.”

Princess Snake overcame her shock and signaled her girls for an attack. Sanzo simply looked at them and with a flash from his eyes they all became paralyzed. “We should go, we have training to do.”

“Right, thanks Sanzo!” He found his clothes and sadly they no longer fit. “Guess we continue on as is.”

“We should be able to adjust this form at a later date.” He was right, the snake oil had absorbed their ozaru transformation into this form. Goku would be able to shift between this form and his original given time.

He left butt naked and ran towards king Kai’s planet. With his new power he made it there in half the time. King Kai was surprised at Goku’s new form, but after checking his mind put together what happened. Outside of a wish there was no undoing what had been done, and Goku seemed content with his new form and tail.

With the extra time King Kai was able to teach Goku and Sanzo things they would need in the battles to come.

To be continued...Coil Up