Dick Growth For Dummies Chap 1 (Patreon)

Fairy Tail parody: Tier 1

Dick Growth For Dummies

The men of fairy tail often compare sizes in the showers, Gray is tired of being the smallest so he digs up a spell from the Dick Growth for Dummies book, he messes it up and grows so big he becomes helpless. The men congratulate Gray on his big dick by fucking his ass with theirs.

Chapter 1 Tour in the Showers

The men of fairy tail had an odd tradition. Although their guild has been broken and rebuilt time and time again, one thing never changed. The Royal Showers of the Fairys, despite the fancy name, it was just the showers, that had a steam room.

What made this place special was the sacred ritual that took part in here. The Manly Measuring Contest! On the boy's side the didn't hold nothing back, letting it all hang free, it started as a game to original founders did, when they formed the guild and it changed from a game to a “holy ritual”. For the men of Fairy Tail, it was a bonding ritual.

Gray walked in, his soft 5 incher dangling between his thighs. His cock wasn't soft for long as being surrounded by such manliness stirred something inside him. He wasn't the only one, it would be odd if a guy finished his shower or steam without getting hard.

What happened in the showers stayed in the showers, it was a mutual understanding. As much as Gray got naked, he was more embarrassed here in the showers. When the guys got hard, the Manly Man Measuring Contest would begin, the guys would measure dicks and fool around. For Gray, he always got hard, he couldn’t help it. So many guys were hot, ripped, and hung!

A part of his and Natsu’s rivalry was a literal dick measuring contest, plus the pink haired male was like a walking wet dream. Not only was he built, strong shoulders, sexy back, ripped abs, plump firm booty, strong arms and legs, strong hands, big feet, huge balls, and a giant dick.

He and Gajeel were both 20 inches long, and the two often fought over who was bigger, when they were the same size. It often ended up with the two wrestling naked, and it turning into a frot to the death. Some guys would even gather around and circle jerk around the two. The holy promise, helped guys express themselves in the showers. Nothing ever happened beyond some super heavy petting, rimming and fingering, blow jobs and hand jobs, pec fucking, hotdogging, even intercrural.

If anything happened outside of the showers it was no one's business. Anal sex wasn’t forbidden, but it was saved either for couples or for special conditions.

It was hard for Gray being the smallest guy in the guild, even Romeo was bigger than him. He was keeping track of every guy, hard not to when you measure against them. Natsu and Gajeel were the biggest in all of Fairy Tail, Loke was the second biggest, he was rocking a 19-inch dick, but he wasn’t around much since becoming Leo once more, but his massive spirit cock was a fan favorite. Laxus was now the second biggest at 18 inches a gift from the dragon lacrima inside his body, Gildarts was the third at 16 inches. Pantherlily had 15 inches under his belt, Elfman was rocking 14 inches. Bickslow had a 13 inch monster between his legs, Freed had a solid 11 incher. Happy had a 10 incher in his human form, he had mastered the transformation technique but he only used it in the showers. Mest had a 12 incher, and Max was packing a fat 9 incher along with Jet. Macao and Wakaba shared an 8 incher though Macao’s was curved. Alzack had a strong 7 incher and Romeo was 9 inches.

It was embarrassing he was losing even to a kid like Romeo, growing up they were all pretty close to size, but while he stayed at 5 inches his friends got bigger and bigger. Gray was probably the only guy who knew what everyone’s dicks tasted like, who’s been covered in the most cum. He did all the tricks to try and get bigger.

There were so many rumors, like drinking a guy’s orgasm without spilling a drop, playing with your ass helps your dick grow you have to do it every day for a year and it’ll help your dick grow. Gray lost count how many loads he’s swallowed, and how many days he played with his ass, but his dick remained the same. There were rumors of lacrima that boosted one’s dick size, be it intentionally or not. The dragon lacrima did give some oomf oomf to a man’s size. Natsu and Gajeel went through puberty with dragon seeds inside them, and it certainly endowed them, Laxus was supposedly 6 inches when he was younger, but after his lacrima was put into him supposedly tripled his growth. The guys didn’t fault him for it since Laxus needed that lacrima to survive, his magic power was overflowing and his body was gonna burn out, but with the dragon lacrima it was able to regulate his powers and he was able to live.

Other lacrima was said to boost a guys size, but only temporary. The last thing he wanted was to get caught trying to cheat, they had rules against that. Droy had tried to use a magical cock pump it helped his 6 incher turn into a thick 12 incher. This wasn’t the same thing as Laxus as the dick growth from the dragon lacrima was a mere side effect, so it wasn’t seen as cheating.

The magic didn’t last and his cock deflated half way through a pec fucking. The guy ended up being everyone’s cum dump for a month. It was the first time Gray got to top anyone. Droy never tried to cheat again and grew to crave anal pleasure after being fucked by so many dicks.

Gray never bothered to talk to anyone about his frustrations, too embarrassed to do it. To make matters worse, the humiliation of being the smallest was starting to turn him on. He knew he had to risk it or become like Droy.

As he washed he looked over and saw Droy, jerking off Alzack and Max, while Jet was fucking his mouth. Without any touch to his cock, he was cumming before any of the others, and when the group did cum, showering him with seed he came again. Gray finished showering and left, he wasn’t stupid he knew the risks, but he didn’t want to be the smallest anymore.

He went to a grimoire shop, this place had all kinds of spell books, people could get a grimoire and use the magic inside them. Even for non-wizards, a grimoire was very powerful and some were super expensive. Grimoires could be tricky if someone didn’t perform the ritual correctly or use the spells correctly it could cause some wild ramifications.

Being a wizard Gray thought he could handle a grimoire. He browsed the rows and rows of books, the books ranging from the simple to the insane.

Gray searched and went to the R-Rated spells, and sure enough, he found some spells books about dicks. There was one about shrinking cocks, and for a moment he was tempted but he didn’t want to humiliate the other guys, they didn’t mock Gray for being small, and when they did play with him for losing the dick measuring contest, they always made him feel good.

He couldn’t bring himself to hex his friends, so he put the book back. He browsed the dick growth spells but many of them were super complicated and intricate. One slip up would leave him impotent for life. Not something he was willing to risk, and then he saw it.

Gray blushed at the title. Dick Growth For Dummies, the spells were simple yet permanent. He flipped through the book and found the spell he needed. ‘This is it!’ his cock twitched in anticipation.

He bought the book, leaving behind his shirt and pants, and ended up running home in his boxers. Thankfully the spell required for him to get naked. He ditched the boxers and stood in his naked glory.

Gray began to follow the spell painting the runes on his body, his pecs, his abs, even his balls, doing a ring of runes around the base of his cock. Then he had to put runes along his arms and legs, on the tops of his feet and on the back of his hands. Next came the tricky part, he also had to put the runes on his back and ass. Not willing to ask for help on this, he used a mirror and began placing the runes.

What Gray forgot was being a mirror, the runes were accidentally reversed. It slipped his mind, and he activated the mystical runes. His body pulsed, the magic in his body being used to fuel the runes, they glowed and began to change his body.

The rune placement was a magic circuit, sending the energy to one place. Gray moaned, as his cock began to swell, it reached its max length of 5 inches in mere seconds. The energy continued to pump into his cock and before Gray’s eyes, he began to grow, and grow, and GROW! His cock wasn’t the only thing to grow, his balls grew larger to match, the perfect jewels to match the massive rod he was getting.

Gray grinned from ear to ear thinking he did it, but he had no idea he had fucked up the back runes. Once his cock reached a certain size, he came, his thick seed erupting all over him and bathing him in semen. ‘I can’t wait to show off tomorrow.’

To be continued...Too BIG!