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Chapter 3

Chapter 4 Lioness

Meliodas has been alive for 3000 years, the war between Demons and Angels had ended and become that of legend. Many things happened as the two underestimated the lengths the Demon King and the Supreme Diety would go through for the sake of Chaos. Every route of peace was dashed by one side or the other.

The blonde demon had been cursed with Immortality. A fancy word but he simply remained un-aging, should he be killed he’d be sent to limbo, losing a piece of his soul in the process. So he had to live, and he tried to protect the world that Mael loved, and the one he found so peaceful.

He even joined a kingdom becoming a powerful Holy Knight. Together with a powerful sorcerer they formed a squad of knights becoming legends in their own right. The Seven Deadly Sins!

Just the seven of them were more than a whole army, their magic plus sacred treasured made it so they were practically unstoppable. Other kings and nobles tried to sway Meliodas away, but for some reason his loyalty was to Lioness.

Sadly that loyalty wasn’t returned.

The sins were framed for the murder of Zaratras, one of the Great Holy Knights of the Kingdom. They were hunted and forced to scatter.

Meliodas had opened a bar, selling great booze and awful food.

-x-

The Boar Hat was an odd tavern a place that seemed to appear over night. The booze was great but the food was terrible, despite this the house was packed as the “cook?” made food and served drinks.

He was a tall man with shoulder length blonde hair, his features were soft and weirdly innocent, a striking contrast to his physical form.

His white shirt was stretched to the brim, stretched over broad shoulders, thick arms, and an 8 pack abs. With the way the shirt was cut, his beefy pecs could be seen poking out giving off so It wasn’t the only garment suffering on his muscled form, a loose black vest was stretched over, almost looking like a bra, holding his pecs up.

That was nothing compared to his pants which on him looked like shorts, Meliodas’s strong hips were wide, supporting his thick beefy legs. He had a firm tight butt, the pants were stretched over his cheeks, showing the line of his crack. It was clear he wasn’t wearing underwear or if he was it was nothing but strings with how tight the garment hung to his lower half.

A point to the no underwear theory was the crotch of his pants, the man had a natural bulge, his massive cock and balls bulging out the garment. The button of his pants was gone, a light parting at the top to see the blonde’s lewd curls. The old timey thread zipper looked pulled tight, and seemed to ache under the natural weight of his cock.

He moved with such little resistance, no doubt the junk was jostled in his pants, causing the crotch of the clothe to be drenched in his natural musk. If he was this big naturally there was only wonder how big he’d be hard.

His feet were covered in sturdy boots.

Men and women came in not for the food but for the eye candy. Loaded men would sometimes get handsy, trying to grope his ass, a braver few tried to cop a feel of his junk or his pecs.

Meliodas wasn’t so easily manhandled, there were even a few knights who thought they could push him around or jack asses who got handsy and threatened to call the knights. He had a sword strapped to his hip but it seemingly was just a bluff, as it was a handle without a blade.

What also wasn’t counted was the blonde’s inhuman strength. He could easily pick up a person and manhandle them with ease.

If a mess was caused he had Hawk the talking pig to clean up. He was the Captain of Scraps Disposal.

It had been another rowdy day, but things got worse when someone burst in. “It’s the sins! One of the seven deadly sins approaching!”

“The sins!”

“No way!”

“Let’s get out of here!”

Customers scrambled and ran. “Welp that sheer cleared the place.”

“No more than your crappy food does.” Hawk mentioned.

“Guess I’ll serve the guest pork.”

“I’m sorry!” Hawk cried sweating bullets.

The two could hear something approach, the sound of clattering armor. “What if it really is one of the Seven Sins, what are we gonna do?”

“I can handle it.” Meliodas said, cracking his knuckles.

The door opened to reveal someone clad in old rusty armor. “Sins…” He said before collapsing, the helmet flew off revealing white hair.

“Who’s this guy, is he one of the sins?” Hawk asked hiding behind Meliodas.

“No he’s not…” Meliodas eyed him.

They brought him up stairs to rest, while most of the armor was old and rusted, the arm and leg armor looked masterfully crafted. Under the armor he was wearing a purple long coat, his lower half was covered in tight dark pants, showing off his assets. The leggings went all the way down to his feet, leaving his heel and toes exposed. He had an ear ring on his left ear.

“This stuff is all fine quality.”

“Is it really, I can’t tell.” Hawk said.

“Yes absolutely, I think this is even the crest for the Kingdom of Liones.” Such a thing would be worn by nobility if not the royal family.

“How do you know so much?” Hawk didn’t think much of the blonde.

“He seems to be run ragged.”

“What are we gonna do?”

“I know how to perk a guy up!” He groped the man’s crotch.

“Hey!” A few squeezes and the mystery man stirred.

“See, he’s nice and warmed now.”

“Oi!” The clothe was tugged down, his hard length being tugged only to be snapped up into the air. “Whoa he’s huge!”

Meliodas sniffed his crotch. “Such a strong manly musk!” His hand cupped his balls, giving them a tender fondle. “I know how to take care of big equipment.”

He got to work, licking up and down his shaft. The sleeping male panted and moaned. “Ah ah ah ah ah ohhh~!”

His lips wrapped around the head and he began to slurp and suck. “Mmm~!” He bobbed back and forth, relaxing his throat to take him all the way down.

“Ohhhhh!” The man came, his seed leaving his body in heavy spurts. “Ah!”

His eyes opened and he gazed at the blonde, who was licking his lips. “Hey…” The male blushed.

“H-Hello…” He looked around. “Umm, where is this?”

“You came to my tavern the Boar Hat and collapsed. I was just performing my special technique to help revive you.” He shot him a wink.

“Ohh you did, I must say I’m surprised.”

“It’s true, from where I’m from sucking dick is nothing more than a friendly greeting for most.”

‘That’s gotta be a lie!’ Hawk thought angrily.

“Oh yeah, I’m good around cock, but I’m more of an ass man.” He said cheerfully. “If you rolled over and give me your ass, I can really help you relax, make you feel so hot and refreshed.”

“My ass?” The mystery man blushed and fidgeted.

‘What is this conversation?’

“But I don’t even know your name...and you don’t even know mine…”

Meliodas smiled and offered his hand. “My name is Meliodas, what’s yours?”

He smiled. “My name is Estarossa!”

“Well Estarossa, do you trust me? I promise you I’ll show you a grand time!”

“Yeah I do…” He removed his long coat.

‘Damn he’s built like a house!’ The guy had broad shoulders, thick beefy pecs and rock hard abs. It looked like he’s trained a lot.

Estarossa rolled over. “Woooo!” Meliodas gazed upon his bountiful booty. “Oh this ass is grade A for sure!” He cupped and fondled his cheeks. ‘So bouncy yet firm!’

Meliodas spread his cheeks and gazed at his virgin pucker. Estarossa blushed and braced himself for what was about to happen. He licked his lips. “Thank you for this meal.” His tongue stretched out.

He got closer and closer.

Bang Bang Bang “Open up!”

‘Just ignore them…’ This was his tavern he didn’t have to open up for anyone.

“Open up for the Holy Knights!”

‘Crap!’ Meliodas was so close, yet might as well be miles away. “Welp...looks like some pests want to die.”

“Wait…” Estarossa sat up. “They must be here for me. Just hand me over, I don’t want to get you into trouble.”

“Nah it’s fine, I’ll distract them, you go ahead and sneak out the back.”

“Why would you help me?”

“I sucked your dick and you were gonna let me eat your ass, that’s all I really need.”

“It is!?” Hawk screeched.

Estarossa fixed himself up as Meliodas and Hawk went to distract the garrison.

The blonde couldn’t help but tear up. ‘I was so close...such a fine cake!’ His teeth ground together.

‘These guys are so toast.’ Hawk thinks.

The group continue to bang on the door. “I’m coming, I’m coming!”

To be continued

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