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Chapter 10

Tanuki ½

Ranma 10 Inches Human/ 16 Inches Tanuki, Big Balls
Ryoga 8 Inches
Kuno 11 Inches

Chapter 11 New Student

Akane was pacing angrily. ‘He lost, that stupid Kuno how could he lose, to that…’ She couldn’t finish the thought as pain sparked through her. ‘Damn it!’

The girl had no idea the bet that had been made, only witnessed the fight. Other students had seen as well, the great Tatewaki Kuno stripped bare and forced to yield. His face burned in humiliation as he was forced to make his way back into school, hands covering his crotch. He raced through the halls in the buff, cat calls and whistles, among some laughter following him in his wake.

‘How...how is he so strong?’ Akane thought angrily.

She wasn’t sure if Kuno could win, but she hoped the two could at least destroy each other. ‘Was...was he really holding back this whole time?’

Kuno changed into his school uniform, but even dressed he could feel eyes on him. Like people could see through his clothes without any special powers. ‘Damn…’

Nabiki poked him. “I tried to warn you.”

“You did…” He should have listened. ‘Why didn’t I listen?’

“What did you do to make Ranma get serious?”

“I...made a bet…” Nabiki’s eyes glinted.

“A bet you say, I want details.”

-x-Back with Ranma and Ryoga-x-

“You really want that guy to be a student?” Hibiki asked.

“Yes, he has potential. For the life of me I can’t allow potential go to waste like that.” The two started walking home.

“Do you…” Ryoga’s cheeks heated up. “Do you plan to mate with him?”

Ranma tapped his chin. “Hmm, hard to say at this point. He’s not bad looking, and he’s packing quite a bit.” Ryoga’s blush grew. “I know you noticed!” Saotome playfully slapped his ass.

Ryoga yelped. “I...I...I did…” He hung his head, but Ranma gave him head pats.

“Hehehe, and you certainly were lingering on his booty when he ran past. I bet you could wreck his ass!” Ranma purred.

“Ranma!” Ryoga gasped, his face heating up completely.

“Nothing wrong with that, if you approve, I could try to court him for us. Let’s see how he does as a student first, if he’s a lost cause no matter how cute or hung he is he’s not worth the drama.” Ryoga agreed.

Saotome had a similar philosophy towards women, no matter how strong, how beautiful, how skilled, if they were dangerous/crazy or a magnet for danger or drama he wouldn’t pursue such a person. He didn’t look at face value either, he weighed many things in his mind, looking at the scales of Risk and Reward.

-x-

Akane took her time getting home, since she was forced out of “her dojo” she decided to stay at school and use the gym to work out for a bit. It just wasn’t the same, even using the school showers after the work out.

“I’m home…”

“Welcome back Akane Tendo!” Kuno suddenly appeared arms open wide, moving in to hug her.

Wham!

Akane hit him with her school bag. She expected the weird pain thing to happen again, but it didn’t. “Kuno what the fuck are you doing here?!”

‘What did I do?’ He thought Akane would be happy to see him. ‘Is she mad that I lost to Ranma Saotome?’

He got back up. “I’ve joined the Tendo Dojo!” His hand raised to rest on his chest.

“WHAT?!” She bolted upstairs. “Nabiki!”

Nabiki’s door was flung open. The brunette was doing her homework. “What is it sister dear?”

“Why is Kuno in our house?”

“It’s part of the deal, students get a meal and use of the communal bath.”

“What are you talking about!?” She yelled.

“Kuno is a student of the Tendo Dojo. The paperwork is already completed and he’s paid his entrance fee and student fees for the year in full.” Students of the Dojo would have access to the Tendo Home, limited access but still access, this was true even back when Soun was running things.

“Why?”

“Kuno’s rich…” Nabiki said with a shrug.

“No why is he a student here?!”

“Oh that you’ll have to ask Ranma.”

“Ranma that stupid…” She pulsed in pain. “That freaky…” another pulse of pain. “Gah that perv…” She didn’t get to finish the word as another jolt of pain hit her.

Nabiki raised a brow. “Are you okay?”

“I’m fine!” She collected herself. “Why would you allow this? You know how Kuno is?”

“Yes and so do you, so why would you openly flirt with him to get your way?” Nabiki said knowingly. Her sister was taken aback, quickly looking guilty like a kid caught stealing from the cookie jar.

Akane could see that lying was pointless. Her sister knew everything, how she didn’t know but she knew. “It’s not what you think...I…”

Nabiki raised a hand. “Save it. Akane, you need to accept things as they are, you aren’t giving Ranma and Ryoga a chance at all, you’re just digging your heels in.” If the two were actually a problem Nabiki wouldn’t be saying this, certain situations required one to stand up to the status quo, stick it to the man, etc… this was not one of those occasions.

Akane was being stubborn and close minded, rejecting the serious reality their family was facing all for the sake of her pride. “Now you have dragged Kuno into this. As far as I’m concerned you made the mess you clean it up.”

“But...but I…”

“I suggest you reflect on your actions and learn from them, if you keep going against this you’ll not only bring more trouble onto yourself, but you may drag your family into it.” Nabiki showed Akane the door. As far as she was concerned, she trusted Ranma’s judgment, plus Kuno paid that made him a customer.

Akane was stunned, opening and closing her mouth but nothing coming out.

-x-

Kuno walked back to the dojo, rubbing his sore cheek from where Akane hit him. “Something wrong Kuno?”

“No...it’s nothing…” Ranma put his nameplate up right next to his and Ryoga’s.

Saotome cocked a brow at him, but didn’t press the subject.

“So you have skills in Kendo, but do you have training in any other ways of fighting?” Ranma asked, he was pretty sure he knew the answer.

“I’m skilled in Kendo, I haven’t studied anything else.”

“We can teach you more about the sword, but for the sake of your body we’ll have you train in other fighting styles.” In Anything Goes Martial Arts you had to be ready for anything, any fight, any challenge, any style.

“You can teach me things in the sword?” Kuno was surprised at that.

“Oh yes, Ryoga if you would.” Hibiki got up and went to the equipment room and brought out some bamboo swords. The Kendo Club had these for beginners.

“Ranma Saotome I am not a beginner, I didn’t come here for you to mock me.” Ranma stomped his foot and fixed him with a glare.

“You are here because you lost a bet, now shut up and face Ryoga.” Ryoga gave him the bamboo sword and the two took a fighting stance.

Kuno had doubts these two could teach him anything in the way of kendo or the sword. “Begin!” Ryoga charged in and made a solid strike.

Before Kuno knew it he was down, flat on his back. “I...I wasn’t ready!” Ranma made a gesture for him to rise.

“Begin!” Kuno faced Ryoga, but the result was the same.

Hibiki was very good with tooled combat. One of his favorite weapons was an umbrella, that he could use in different ways when applying his chi. So a sword wasn’t that strange for him to wield.

“Again!” Kuno got back up, only to get smacked down. The scary thing was Ryoga wasn’t even using his chi in this fight.

‘I don’t get it, is Hibiki a skilled swordsman as well?’ He wondered. Kuno was nothing if not stubborn.

The swordsman eyed his opponent, his stance wasn’t like any in his kendo club, yet he couldn’t see any openings. Kuno made a move, trying to get a sense for Hibiki’s fighting style only for Ryoga to surprise him with a sword thrust move, he got hit and was knocked back.

“Again!” He went on the offensive, but Ryoga was able to counter his strikes, blocking him, until he landed another powerful blow and knocking him onto his back.

“That’s enough Kuno.” The tanuki said.

“But I can still fight I can…” Ranma put a hand on his shoulder.

“Relax…” Saotome helped him up. “This is a dojo, we are here to both teach and to learn. You doubted we could teach you anything here.”

“Well...I…” He rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.

“I told you, we train the mind, body, and spirit here. If you are open we’ll help you tap into your potential. I’m sure It’ll make you an even stronger swordsman.”

“I see…” He had to agree, he lost the bet and he was now a student of the Tendo Dojo. It would be stupid not to make the most of this.

Ranma went over to Ryoga. “Great job!” Hibiki smiled at the praise. Kuno felt a twingle of jealousy race through him.

“Now this might seem strange, but I need you to strip.”

“What?!” Kuno gasped.

“Oh relax, not like we haven’t seen you naked before.” Ryoga had a point.

“But...but...but…” He was hesitant, but a fact stayed in his brain Ranma had defeated him, if this is what he did to get stronger, maybe it was worth trying.

“Relax, if it makes you feel more comfortable, you can keep your underwear on.” Kuno took off his clothes but kept his fundoshi on, the garment’s crotch was stretched out by Kuno’s sword, the clothe riding his crack in the back from the strain.

He stood practically naked and Ranma approached him. “Ryoga show him the kata.” Hibiki nodded and he stripped butt naked.

Kuno blushed at the brazen display, Ryoga stood with such confidence even naked. “Ryoga is gonna perform kata, I want you to match it and I’m gonna examine your body.”

“Why?” Ryoga rolled his eyes.

“Because I need to get a gauge for your physical state as it stands, so I can design a training regimen exclusively for you. This routine will fit your current abilities, and every couple of months I can examine you and see your progress, then we can make adjustments.”

“I see…” His eyes landed on Hibiki again and Ryoga began to take different kata. Kuno did his best to match them and Ranma got to work.

At a glance it seemed the tanuki was just examining his muscles, he was examining his chi network, seeing if there were any blocks.

Ranma’s touch made Kuno shiver. He was trying to focus on holding the kata but Ranma’s touch was one hell of a distraction. Tatewaki’s focus tried to focus on Ryoga, but by doing so he was taking in Hibiki’s physical endowments. Their forms were not the same, as Ryoga was clearly more trained in this. Saotome was there to support him, one hand holding him up while the other examined him.

This little test was finished. “Alright, I’ll have your training regimen tomorrow.” The hands left him and Kuno had to not whine at the loss. “That’s all for today, get dressed and you can go home.”

“T-Thank you!” Kuno got his clothes back on. ‘Focus Tatewaki Kuno, don’t lose sight of why you are here. You must get stronger and potentially court the sweet Akane Tendo.’ If Akane was mad at him for losing to Ranma, he’d get stronger and challenge him again. ‘Then Akane will love me!’ Kami: This poor fool…

Ranma walked him out.

Kuno’s exit wasn’t normal as a limo pulled up and he left in luxury his ninja Sasuke acting as his chauffeur. “Good night my sweet Akane, I’ll return again!”

“Go home!” She shrieked from her window before slamming it. The glass clattered from the force, clearly not liking the slamming.

Meanwhile Kuno’s limo brought the interest of Genma, the man thought he could get his hooks into Kuno and get access to his money.

When Ranma returned he found Ryoga laying on his back, playing with his ass and cock. “Ranma!” He moaned.

“Late night training it is!” Thanks to their special bodies they didn’t need much sleep so got to fool around well into the night and do some special training.

To be continued...Kuno’s Training Diary