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Kingdom Hearts parody | Tier 1

AN: This work is a work of fiction it's characters are fictional and are works of fantasy, as the creator of this parody, I can confirm they consent to all narrative and nsfw choices. This content is only for the purpose of entertainment and doesn't promote or condone any in real life actions, governments, policies, religions, groups, or life styles.

Chapter 3

Chapter 4 Terror Time!

With the door open it was only a matter of time for this world to fall, any other keyholes this domain had to offer would be forced open as the darkness washed over the land. The unique zombie heartless began to march. ‘This won’t be enough...if that one has awakened his keyblade we’ll need help defeating him. As much as I’m against it I’ll need to revive that one…’

-x-

Dipper and Norman had finally finished their marathon of love making, bodies glistening; a mix of sweat, cum, and lustful flush, both of them fucked out and full of cum. They were laid out next to each other, just basking in the moment, hands holding them together.

The van smelled of sex, their musk getting hot boxed.

This was positively magical, in more ways than one. Norman was so happy, believing in the moment nothing could ruin this…

CHILLS!

As the mysterious man opened the door and darkness poured in, it caused a rupture. Those of magical or supernatural sensitives felt it across the world. “Dipper...something is coming…”

“I mean yeah, we did, lots of times!” He said with a goofy grin on his face, he was still high off the sex.

Bop!

“Ow!” That sobered him up quick. Norman was trembling. “Oh crap...sorry!”

Dipper didn’t have magical senses. If Norman was freaked out, something bad was coming. Pines sprang into action, throwing some pants on. He was just able to get his dick tucked into his pants when something began to shake van. “What the heck?!”

The keyblade manifested. Dipper opened the back doors and saw cracks in the ground with darkness leaking out of the cracks. With the door of hearts opened for this world the darkness was able to sink into it’s roots and craft even more powerful heartless from the soul of this world.

So, like something out of a horror movie, heartless in the form of zombies began to rise from the ground. Some of them only had one eye, others had an eye in their mouth, but they were all quite gruesome. All of them had a sickening green aura around them, leaking out of areas on their bodies like open wounds.

Dipper charged out and began fighting the heartless. They were tough, able to take a couple of hits even from the keyblade, before dispersing, but he found a good hit to the head caused them to disperse like actual zombies. ‘The heartless seem to have to embody the rules of the forms they take, including their weaknesses...that means…’ Head shots, fire, and holy arts. Wailing on the bodies was the equivalent of dismemberment.

Norman couldn’t help but stare for a moment. ‘Oh wow!’ Dipper was looking positively bad ass, fighting with only a pair of pants on. ‘He told me he fought zombies before...but wow…’ His cheeks burned, watching Dipper fight was a treat, watching his body curve as he dodged swipes, flex as he blocked attacks and countered. ‘He’s so hot!’

All of Stan’s teachings were paying off surprisingly enough. When Norman finally got his pants on he had an erection to tuck into his pants.

He joined the fray, unleashing lightning to blast oncoming zombies. “Chain Lightning!” His magic could disperse the heartless long enough for Dipper to exorcise the others with the keyblade.

Together they managed to disperse the enemies. “Man...I thought we beat that guy…”

This wasn’t over, the weird green miasma the heartless were leaking out, it had no effect on humans...but spirits...it tainted them taking control over them. Any ghost who got caught in it, or breathed it in were taken over, their eyes glowing green and cracks forming in their phantom form.

“What’s happening to them?” Norman gasped, looking horrified.

“I don’t know, but we are going to find out.”

Norman used his powers to get the word out to every ghost in town, to avoid the miasma and the heartless. It wasn’t gonna be easy, the danger was bigger than Dipper and Norman knew.

Honing his senses Norman worked like a supernatural gps, guiding them towards where the keyhole is. As if telling them they were on the right track, Dipper’s keyblade pulsed. “We must be getting close.”

“To what?”

“I don’t know, but we better be ready.”

They found the cloaked figure, standing before what looked to be a gate, with darkness pouring out and into the sky and ground. He was working on a dark sigil, pouring darkness into it as if feeding something. He was chanting something in backwards talk. “Stop this!” He continued chanting.

The two fired off attacks, but their magic was blocked by a strange force field. “Ah it’s you two again, I blame you for this, I never would have revived him if you two hadn’t been so difficult.”

“Him? Him who?” Norman asked.

“Ha!” A voice came from the magic circle. “Hahahaha!” A familiar laugh that chilled Dipper to the bone.

“No...not him…” The laughter grew closer, though he hadn’t heard it in years, he’d never forget this laugh. “It’s not possible!”

Bursting from the circle was a yellow triangle, it twisted in the air, the laughter echoing out. Suddenly the triangle grew black, and from it a physical body manifested, the triangle becoming an eye patch over his right eye.

The figure was made from darkness, but designed by the demon. He had short dark yellow hair that went off in all directions with pointy tips, he had tan skin with slightly pointy ears. His body was similar to Norman’s and Dipper’s, just the right blend of lanky and fit. The clothing that formed over him was a mix of black and yellow, one black shoe one yellow shoe, jet black pants with a triangle belt buckle that was a matching yellow. A yellow button up shirt with black buttons, a black bow tie, and black jacket. A cane appeared in his right hand and a dark top hat appeared in his left.

With a smooth grace he placed the hat on the side of his head, it resting almost magically. His good eye opened up revealing a very familiar demon eye! “Bill…”

“Oh it’s good to be back!” Bill Cipher stretched. “Oh man what a body, truly delux!” He gave himself a once over. “Hey there Pine Tree, admit it you missed me!” The demon taunted, teasingly poking his cheek in a cutesy way.

“Not even a little I thought we destroyed you!”

“Hahaha!” Bill laughed.

“Dipper who is this guy?”

“Who’s your new little friend?” Bill eyed Norman, a smirk blooming on his lips. The way Bill looked at Babcock was like he was gazing into his very soul, and knowing him instantly, in a creepy dark way. He didn’t need to an answer to know.

“Bill Cipher that, dream demon I told you about.”

“That’s him?!”

“Aw you talked about me, I’m touched.” He placed a hand over where his heart would be. It was hard to know if this guy had a heart. “Did you tell him the time I ripped your soul out your body and used you as a puppet...good times!”

Dipper growled and tightened his fist around the keyblade. “I’m not some dumb kid anymore, you won’t trick me again. You were beaten before, and you’ll be beaten again.”

Bill chuckled, twirling his cane. “Oh little Pine Tree isn’t so little anymore huh?” He eyed Dipper and whistled.

“Hey!” Norman got in front of him.

Bill’s eye turned red. “Out of my way Ghost Eyes!” Red energy fired from Bill’s hand. Dipper came around and blocked it with the keyblade.

“I’m not gonna let you have your way this time.”

The demon eyed the keyblade, and took a look around at his surroundings. He saw the open gate, with darkness pouring out. “Hahahaha, you won’t let me have my way, this world of yours is toast kid, they’ve already won!”

“What? What do you mean?”

Bill snapped his fingers and a bubble appeared, an all seeing eye. “Have a look!” Before their eyes they watched as Heartless Zombies spread out, breaking into homes and capturing people. The humans brave enough to fight, didn’t have the power to stop the heartless. Those that tried to run away were captured by brainwashed and corrupted ghosts

“No!” Norman cried out in terror.

“How is this happening, what did you do?!”

“Me?” Bill laughed. “This is bigger than me kid, I just signed on with these guys to get myself a new body.”

“That’s enough Cipher!” The robed figure had recovered his strength. “We had a deal, finish them!”

The boys took a defensive stance. “Be quiet!” Bill shot energy at the robed figure, which he dodged.

“You dare go back on your deal?”

Bill laughed. “Go back on a deal? Me never!” He spun around. “This world is doomed, the darkness will rip this world apart, not even Gravity Falls will survive the consumption.”

“This can’t be true!” Screams could be heard through the all seeing eye.

“These are the lucky ones, getting their hearts stolen is swift, those that survive this will be scattered to the void, lost unable to return home until the great evil is slain!” Bill waxed poetically.

“Enough games Bill!”

“That’s just it Pine Tree, we aren’t playing my game anymore, I’m just a piece on another person’s game board now.” Bill looked up, as if seeing beyond what is and was, seeing something that couldn’t be seen. “I got too ambitious and this is my fate, but it’s not all bad. I’ll get to bring weirdmageddon to brand new worlds, and all it’s gonna cost me is a debt of a few billion hearts or so. I almost didn’t agree, but looks like my luck isn’t out yet, because I get to see you again!”

The sky darkened and the winds grew sinister. Bill hugged himself in delight. “Bill!”

“This stage has already been cleared, you want it back you’ll have to beat not just me, but the other agents of darkness, and they aren’t as fun as I am. Good luck boys, try not to let anyone else kill ya before I get a chance to!”

“Dipper we have to go!” Norman cried out. He could feel it, this world was falling apart at the seams.

“But our families and our friends.”

“We won’t be able to save them if we are dead, let’s move!” They jumped into his van, just in time as the ground broke up beneath them, beams of darkness reaching into the sky.

“Yes...this is it, Pine Tree, Ghost Eyes, the fun is just getting started. Let’s see who’s gonna win this time!”

Dipper and Norman held hands, their hearts resonating as a power washed over them, Dipper’s van was changed into a Gummi Ship, as the two were blasted off and sent flying beyond the mysterious beyond.

The world of Paranormal fell and crumbled, the strong would survive but would be scattered.

“You let them escape!” The robbed figure raged.

“So what if I did, you got what you wanted, this world now belongs to the darkness, and with this another star goes out.” Bill seemed more focused on examining his new body then what the robed figure had to say.

“We never should have revived you...vile demon!”

Bill chuckled. “But you had no choice, you needed someone to properly claim this world, and your little monster house wasn’t up to snuff. Don’t worry, so long as I’m around this world is staying dark.”

The figure huffed and used a dark portal to leave. “Now then, where should I go next!”

-x-

Dipper and Norman fell through space, landing in a world different from their own. Their ship was damaged. “Where are we?” They stepped out, and witnessed a massive skeleton.

They were in a demon realm, in a place called the Boiling Isles!

To be continued

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