WRESTLING - AEW Collision/Forbidden Door (Patreon)

LIKE MUSSSOLIIINNIIIII

AND KENNEDYYYYYYYYY

IM A GUY WHO LIKES TO DRINK PEPSIIII. 

The Punker is back and i'm markin out bro. Finally AEW can be watchable again. Fuck The Bucks, I'm team Punk till im dead cause i know a truth teller and a grownup among baby-brains when i see one. They hated him for telling the truth but i knew he was based from the moment he opened his mouth at that media scrum a year ago. 

I watched the man get smeared left and right by the lying ass fake journalists and neckbeard loser wredditors, but as the weeks turned to months more and more of the narrative fell apart Punk was vindicated more with every new piece of information, just as i always knew he would be. Not that it matters to some people. Phony narratives are like ass hairs, a lot of dingleberries hold on for dear life. 

So here's my little celebratory recap of the best thing AEW has had since Punk left, Punk's return. I also talk about my boy Miro, because the cowards Tony Kahn and God finally blessed us with his presence on tv for once. Those two things made the debut of Saturday Night collision a success with me, and i don't even remember anything else. 

But that's not all, because i also talk about the Forbidden but not really Door in this one. It's really more of an open door at this point, like a saloon door that swings both ways, real easy for anyone to get through. No real surprises here, MJF is based now, Danielson is tough as hell, and Osprey is cool as fuck. What else is there to say? Wrestling is cool, i'm sleepy, never eat Jersey Mikes.