A Street Cat's Tale (Patreon)

It's a damn kitty cat game! This is the Stray killer and it was way cheaper too. You can fill your game with all the realistic cat animations you want but they boofed it up by putting a story in it. What even is the story in Stray? Some Sci-Fi robot stuff probably. I'll never know cause i'll never play it. I have this. 

This is what a cat game should be, a full on sim. Going around, digging through garbage, getting hit by cars. All the cute stuff that cute kitties do. Good kitties anyway. Not like my little idiot dumbass craplord cat who pissed on a garbage bag this morning for some reason, and then woke me up by crawling onto my face while reeking of piss, and is currently sitting with her poopy ass on my leg like she did nothing wrong at all. 

In this game you have to eat to stay alive like in real life, and if you eat the wrong stuff it can hurt you. I know all about that. I had Jersey Mike's today. I got the big kahuna. You should never go to Jersey Mikes and if you do never get the Big Kahuna. Sloppiest, filthiest fucking cheesesteak i ever had, and covered in jalapenos too, so im sure my asshole and tummy are gonna tag team me to death like The Road Warriors at 3:00 am.

If you don't recognize it, the opening to this video is from an old CKY dvd. Good memories. Raab Himself trying to find Key Key is a highly formative piece of comedy for me, i quote it all time, usually to looks of confusion and horror from people who just think im a mental patient. Well joke's on them, i am. I just haven't been committed yet. Give it another month or two i'm sure i'm getting close to that point.