Marsi's Adventures : Legend of The 9 cent game. (Patreon)

This might be the cheapest, bottom of the barrel, bargain bin bullshit i've ever boofed on while basking in The Blue Glow. When i see a game for 9 cents, it doesn't matter what the game even is, there's no way it won't be worth it. Something like that i can't afford not to try out. 

Even if it's one single screen of nothing i know i can be entertaining at it for 9 minutes and turn that 9 cents into maybe 9 dollars. I've sunk into a desperate state of dissociative workaholism to ignore the crushing reality of my life so i'm sure this many videos into the month the only people not capped out are like 2 one dollar guys in an igloo somewhere without internet, who once a year make the 50 mile trek to watch all my videos on headphones at the Saskatoon library. Shout out to them, this one's for you, my inuit homies. Respect.

For 9 cents, this game ain't bad. It's just a simple concept that goes on for as long as it needs to and doesn't give you time to get bored of it. So this isn't just a lets play, but also the world's shortest longplay. I like these kind of games because they're always made by like one guy, usually an amateur, and they always say thank you for playing at the end. It makes me feel appreciated which is a rare commodity in this cold world. 

And by the way, you're appreciated too, all you one bill Phils out there who don't mind phillin up the tip jar for even my late month one-offs and weird little experiments. I appreciate you just as much as the big dollar boys who cap out after the important stuff. Everybody gets more content cause of you, you are the content heroes (woah-oh). 

Even on the little things like this i try to be entertaining and worth whatever you wanna throw at it. These little tip jar videos are for the last callers out there who got nowhere to go home to and just wanna hear the piano man to play one more ditty. You keep on payin, i'll keep on playin.