Death Stranding: Sad Body Man (Patreon)

Does death stranding count as a scary halloween game? I don't know. It gets kinda creepy at some parts, but mostly it just flip flops between poignant serenity and controller smashing hatred. 

I guess dead bodies are scary and this one certainly has that. If you recall i'm still paying for my ruinous killing of two guys who were trying to kill me, which in Kojima's world is an unforgivable sin that must be punished by the game being bad for the next 5 hours. Don't try to understand how a genius brain like his works, all we can do is accept it and keep on keepin on. 

I don't even remember what, if anything goes on in this episode. I'm guessing i fall down and scream a lot. We gotta get through it though so i can show you the good part, which i promise is coming. This game has all kinds of cool stuff. It's got a hot babe, a giant goo monster, goo whales, goo lions, all kinds of goo stuff really, scary ghosts, a story i think, cut baby stuff, hilarious Princess Peach jokes, a big fist fight, Troy Baker being a total ham, truck driving and even pizza. 

God i want Pizza. PIzza and candy PIzza and candy. As soon as im done with this shit im buying myself a metric fucking ass load of pizza and candy.