Piss Age 7 (Patreon)

It wouldn't be Halloween without the scariest game of all time Visage, and by scary i mean bad. Oh what, you thought you were safe? WRONG. NObody is safe from Visage and no one ever will be until the stupid game is over and thrown in the trash never to be played again, which i promise does happen eventually. 

This episode features a stuffed bunny's blue bussy, a reeking freaking tree house full of stupid noises and bad drawings, and a dumb camera that takes butt-fugly photos of stinky smelly ghost goblins that skulk around the halls... crappily. Probably a bunch of other horrible stuff too. You oughta know by now how Visage do. 

Actually, honestly, probably, it WOULD still be halloween without this terrible game. I guess it has been for like a thousand years in a row, and all those previous halloweens were better for it. 

Come to think of it this game probably cursed my halloween and that's why im spending it writing patreon posts instead of doing cool Halloween activities like fighting five guys outside of Cody's house like i used to do in my 20s, or at the very least stuffing my face with candy and pizza like i so desperately want to do in my 30s.

No more talking about this evil thing. I can feel the brain rot of Visage eating away at my grey matter every second i spend remembering that i ever played this pathetic piece of piss. Just gather up your courage, grip the arms of your chair as tight as you can, close your eyes if you have to, and enjoy me using all my musings to make the world's boring-est game amusing. 

Just take it on the chin like i had to, and together we'll wade through this rushing, gushing piss river and make it to the other side, no doubt with lasting trauma but hopefully with minimal casualties. I promise Visage won't last forever. But for now, be brave with me and enter the the Piss-Age once again. 

One day there will be a Nobel Prize winning book about these experiences. It will be called "Toilet Game: In Search of an Exit From The Age of Piss".