White Day (Patreon)

In this game you break into the school at night but not to  do something cool like eat pizza and candy with your boys and guzzle sodey pops. I'd play the crap out of that game only it's not a game it's called life. Life in the real america back in the good ole days. But in video games when you break into the school at night it's all scary and haunted and also it's in Korea so it's even more scary and haunted. OOPS... ALL SCARIES. That should be a cereal but too bad the count chocula / frankenberry / boo berry / conglomerate already cornered the market on scary cereals. 

OH FUCK HALLOWEENS ALMOST OVER AND I FORGOT TO GET ANY COUNT CHOCULA OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK AAAAAAAHHHHH. I dont even have any milk for to make choccy milk with let alone choccy cereal milk in my choccy cereal. Oh woe is me, another failure in the life and times of me. Another tragic mishap. Another terrible catastrophe. ANothER ShItTIng Crapping Fucking sHIt Cloud raAINngg poop on my face. 

White day? More like a WACK day. and that's every day in this wack world. Oh sure in a game you might get wacked by a scary bat-wielding janitor, but that's nothing compared to the wack reality of forgetting to buy your bat themed cereal and having to wait a whole other year before it comes back to the stores. WHO DID IT. WHO MADE IT SEASONAL. I WANT IT ALL YEAR ROUND. I believe i've spoken on this topic before, or more like i've SPOOKEN on it bEfORE. AAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAA