Death Stranding: Will I Beat It? (Patreon)

DeathStranding: Will I beat it?

Here’s a new series that will never be continued, unless it is. It was inspired by me compulsively taking notes on a game i was playing, but not wanting to record any footage, so instead i went on a goddamn nature hike. Kinda like that Breath of The Wild video i did that one time. Remember that? Well, here’s another one. Except it’s Death Stranding now and i’m wearing tiger pants. 

I swear i’ve been waiting for these bozos to serve me breffist for a hundred years. It’s 6:06 now. Maybe it starts at 6:30. But i’m hungry now. Anger. 

I have to pee. But if i get up to find a bathroom i’m gonna have to gather all my shit off the table and put it back in the backpack so none of these night owl weirdos in here go rummaging around and leaking all my plans for world peace. I just solved all the world’s problems and outlined the path to universal prosperity for a laugh, humanity doesn’t actually deserve it until they pay what they owe. 

4 simple things in this bitch before i die. I’m Lazlow and this is V-Rock. 

(note to self put i want my shit here)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb1auNPDNr0

oh my fucking god i am so hungry. i haven’t eaten since that disgusting microwave train-burger which come to think of it was almost 24 hours ago. I've been on this train since time began. I feel like I'm in Snowpiercer.  Time is meaningless now. I slept through din-din and i need to break my fast. Feed me my fucking cricket bars. 

holy fuck i’m dying.
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oh crap i put my head down on the keyboard. Fuck it I’m leaving that in, it looks cool. 

update: Oh god at some point i changed time zones so it wasn’t 6:00 it was actually 5:00, i had to wait a whole other hour before breffist. RIP. I am suffer.