Colossal Labors (Patreon)

WOAH Look at that sick thumbnail! Damn, i love it when the random thumbnail is cool as hell. It's like going down to eat some ass and finding a 20 dollar bill in there. 

Here's my cool Labor Day labors. I, the intrepid traveller, continue to gallop, galavant, and gank my way through Shadow of The Colossus, mercilessly slaughtering even more incredibly beautiful and endangered living things in their own sacred habitats, including everyone's new favorite sky-humping party-worm, Gas Bag The Clown. A more noble creature there never was. 

This is the part where I make sure to watch it back all the way before i post it, so i can prepare you for all the cool and hilarious moments you're about to see. But I'm drunk or high or having a stroke or something and i just realized i haven't even been watching myself, i've been watching Jerma this whole time! And he's playing a totally different game! What the hell is going on?

Well, at least I remembered Gas Bag. And I'm pretty sure at some point in this one I grab a fish and it's fucking life-changing. Man, this is like one of the best games ever. 

By the way some of you may have noticed a 50 million percent increase in my streaming activity. I'm on a real streaming kick lately. Who knows how long it'll last, but gosh it sure would be scary if i streamed a lot next month as well. Who knows what spooky games might be played in October... 

https://www.twitch.tv/endlessjess

HOLY FUCK i think the sky just blew up! I just heard the loudest most sudden and devastating blue thunder bomb in history outside. It was like God shot a magnum and zeus slang a hot thunderbolt and Thor tossed his hammer and they all collided in the middle and big banged a second universe into existence over the first one. So if this is the last post you see from me it's because the new universe is spreading outward from this point of impact and i've already been folded into it. 

I think a colossus just keeled over and died outside my window. This is what I get for working on Labor Day. I broke the ancient laws. The labor laws. 

I'm scared it's gonna happen again. It was too scary. Big thunder. Bug Big Big Big thunder. I'm a scared baby. Send help. 

Part 1 - We Back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdhu4RR4UT0

Part 2 - Colossal Labors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkl-bTVeSps