Gettin Flexile with Babadook Spook (exclusive) (Patreon)

aaaaaaaahhhh oooooh Heeeyyy whats up its Me tHE bABdADook fuckign SPOOkk and todaAY i Am WrtiITing The Write UP i donT SpEll so good because i AM YOOSING ancient grammers from ancient Grimoires that have bEEn foRGotten bY mODern WEAK socIETY. ThIS iS ThE tRUE Way To WRitE WorRDS to SUmmoN DEmoNS or SOmetihng. 

Shut The FUcj Op I AM TEH TRUEST DEMON BAECAUSE I AM A WAZORD. 

InT HEiS EPiSXODE My HORRIBL AdvEnutRE CONTUVER. 

GOOD GOD  I MEAN NO  I AM EVIL AND GOD IS NOT GOOD

oh FUCK whTA iS tHE pURPoSE oF lIFE u AXE? Well I FOY OU WAtch ME ADvENUTRZ you WILL SLoWY COME tOY UNDERSTAND tHE ANcienT loGICS WIth Which i BIND YOU. 

WHEN i WAs a boy I Wiped my ASs on my Fathers FAce and Ran Away Frmo HOme to Pursue THE Dark Arts. Oh Sure I hAd to Take  A Detour through tHE Dark Carnival and that iS A WHole OTHER SToYR MAybe I WIll TEll you it SOmeday but not TODay WHOOP WHOOP JUGGALO HOMIEZ 4 LOYFE. 

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WOOPS SORYRR I wS SPEAKING In SUICIDAL TONGUES agIAN. Just kidding IM NOT SORRY. FOR ANYTHING. I HaVE NO CONsciENCE ANd NO FEEElingt BAD For all THE ROTTEN Stuff i DO. 

I Ams THE BBaBADook SPOOK. LOVE ME OR DONT.