Groot Genocide (Patreon)
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Will anyone save us? No. It's too late. We've let the Babadook Spook in, seduced by his dark allure and his malevolent warlock charisma, now he's here to stay, a black cancer on our lives, corroding away all that is good and peaceful, leaving naught but devastation in his wake.
Having invited this ghoulish presence into our lives we have no one to turn to, for no loving God could ever forgive us this sin. Look at what we've unleashed upon the world. We danced to his tune like stupid baby children following the Rat King's fucky flute to our tragic demise.
This is all Eminem's fault. They keep playing that fucking terrible venom song
KNOCK KNOCK LET THE DEVIL IN,
GET FUCKED AND SUCK THIS MEDICINE
GET POPEYES CHICKEN BREAST AGAINN
CAUSE IM EMINEM
AND IM VENOMIN
AND IM HESITANT
TO QUIT VENOMIN
SO IM VENOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MY PANTS ARE MY DENNIIMMMMM
BADADOOK SPOOK GOT ME SWEATTINNNN
FOR THAT VENOMMM DIMMADUMDUMDUMDUMVENOMMMMMM
Get out of here eminem, you set babadook spook loose on the world and im not seeing that stupid movie. It's your fault the Groots are extinct now.