Groot Genocide (Patreon)

You poor fools, you all love the babadook spook so much. You fell for his charms and forgot he is a being of pure EVIL. Now we all must pay the price, for this villainous monster-man has found the forest of Groots and now i fear none will survive. Just another day in the life for one who commits 5 genocides before breakfast, and that's on a slow day! 

Will anyone save us? No. It's too late. We've let the Babadook Spook in, seduced by his dark allure and his malevolent warlock charisma, now he's here to stay, a black cancer on our lives, corroding away all that is good and peaceful, leaving naught but devastation in his wake. 

Having invited this ghoulish presence into our lives we have no one to turn to, for no loving God could ever forgive us this sin. Look at what we've unleashed upon the world. We danced to his tune like stupid baby children following the Rat King's fucky flute to our tragic demise. 

This is all Eminem's fault. They keep playing that fucking terrible venom song 

KNOCK KNOCK LET THE DEVIL IN, 

GET FUCKED AND SUCK THIS MEDICINE 

GET POPEYES CHICKEN BREAST AGAINN 

CAUSE IM EMINEM 

AND IM VENOMIN 

AND IM HESITANT

TO QUIT VENOMIN

SO IM VENOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MY PANTS ARE MY DENNIIMMMMM
BADADOOK SPOOK GOT ME SWEATTINNNN
FOR THAT VENOMMM DIMMADUMDUMDUMDUMVENOMMMMMM

Get out of here eminem, you set babadook spook loose on the world and im not seeing that stupid movie. It's your fault the Groots are extinct now.