Home
Artists
Search Recent Random
Posts
Search DMs Popular Hash Lookup Tags Random
Importer
Import FAQ
Register
Partychan SimpleX Chat ThePornDude
Home Artists Posts Import Register
Join the new SimpleX Chat Group!

LGR - BioForge - DOS PC Game Review (Patreon)

Published:
2015-07-26 05:24:03
Edited:
2015-07-29 17:26:12
Imported:
2021-03

Files

LGR - BioForge - DOS PC Game Review

If you've come for the fork you'll be SORELY disappointed! Origin's interactive movie sci-fi adventure game, featuring flutes.

Comments

Anonymous

"If you've come for the fork you'll be sorely disappointed." Oh man, I remember playing the demo for this back in middle school. Really freaked me the heck out. Thanks for the awesome review, as usual!

Lindsay Michelle

We can talk about types of cheese on here??? Sweet! I'm digging mozzarella at the moment, but I may have to buy some Colby Jack or Muenster again at some point. :P As for the game, I like the aesthetic of the graphics, but not so much the gameplay... very awkward and vague. Not sure how gameplay can be vague but it seems like it would be... I still don't know what this game is about from this review except cyberpunk amnesia, unless I stopped listening a lot sooner than I thought... lol.

LazyGameReviews
>>663021

I've been really getting into gouda lately. Smoked, chipotle, etc. It's just a tasty cheese. And yeah, it's a shame the gameplay doesn't match the killer aesthetic. I still don't entirely know what the game is about either, and I've played through it!

Kris Asick

You had a lot more patience with this thing than I did... I still maintain this would've been a much stronger experience as a first person game like System Shock, but then, what do I know? ;) Also, in terms of cheese, I like Cheddar, Marble Cheddar, Monterey Jack, Swiss, Mozzerella, and Havarti... Good thing I just ate, or saying that probably would've made me hungry. ;D

Alyxx the Rat

This looks like a game I'd enjoy if it was more polished and some of the puzzles weren't as hairloss-inducing. And I'd take some blue cheese any day.

LazyGameReviews
>>663062

Marble Cheddar, that's new to me! Will have to hunt that down. And yeah, it would be a fantastic game if remade into a first-person experience.

LazyGameReviews
>>663273

I've been into blue cheese recently myself, especially when in a sauce and dipped with BBQ chicken tenders.

Anonymous

While we are on the subject cheese, Asiago has found its way into my heart. To quote Dr girlfriend "it taste like the inside of an old thermos" but yet the more I eat it the more I seem to like it.

LazyGameReviews
>>664126

Admittedly one that I've never had much experience with. I know I've had it on bagel sandwiches and chicken pasta dishes though, and I liked that.

Anonymous

My favorite cheese is smoked Cheddar. Yum.

LazyGameReviews
>>664155

Smoked cheeses are my recent preference, oh man. Gouda especially, but cheddar is excellent, especially on a burger.

Anonymous

Dude! I am so excited to watch this video! Despite the games flaws...it really was AMAZING when it was first released. So glad it is getting a proper review from the mighty LGR!

Anonymous

I think it's pretty neat how when you go into the computer view, the mouse curser is literally the character's hand. Wish more games did this.

Anonymous

It's one of the Origin stable I never really checked out - at least then I'd have thought it was due to not having a powerful enough PC at the time. But now? I think I can appreciate more than enjoy it though. I never really got into that particular style of game, and I'm sure I'd slamming keyboards in frustration. A shame, as the story and tone certainly feels interesting enough, just the way it all fits together doesn't really…

Anonymous

I'm rather disappointed that the Flock of Birds motion capture suit did not come with a helmet in the shape of the Flock of Birds lead singer's hairstyle. So, cheese... I really dig this cheese called Grier (not sure how it's spelled), but it's a cheese that tastes like bacon, and is sliced very thin. I'm usually not into bacon-flavored anything (besides bacon itself), but it's so good!!