November 2022 - Q&A Session (Part 1) (Patreon)

Hey guys 👋 This month's Q&A answers are here! For this month, we're doing a Q&A session with the characters, so I decided to answer the questions in this interview-like format with groups of characters. 

Since the answers will be long, I'll be dividing the answers into two parts, both will be released at the same time. The first part will focus on Luka, Jackal, Viktor, and Takashi. Meanwhile, Part 2 will focus on all the ROs' answers.

I had fun writing little tidbits of the characters' interactions in the answers 😂 I hope you guys enjoy it.

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LUKA & JACKAL

Luka and Jackal are sitting side by side on the plush sofa in the designated interview room when the door clicks open and MC steps in.

Luka: “MC? You are going to be our interviewer?”

MC: “Well… no. I just ask permission to ask some of my own questions for a few minutes before handing the rest to the Interviewer.” [sits down on the armchair to the sofa’s left and steeples their fingers]

Luka: “Ah, I see. So, what questions do you have in mind?”

MC: [smirks and waggles eyebrows] “So… Jackal, huh. How did you two first meet?”

Luka: “How we first met, huh?” [smiles wistfully] “Well, almost two years ago, this… madman infiltrated one of the fancy parties I was invited to, posed as a server, and approached me.”

Jackal: [snickers] “Yeah, it was one of those pretentious masquerade parties where everyone wears those creepy masks. Worked in my favor though. Couldn’t complain.”

Luka: “He offered me a deal: I would extend my protection to him, and he’d be at my beck and call for various high-profile hit jobs.” [shrugs]

Jackal: “Yeah… I really needed it. I’ve been running away and moving from one place to another for almost a decade at that point. I pissed off important and dangerous people back in my country of birth.” [sighs]

Luka: “Well, the protection worked, right? The attacks started to lessen and they were more wary now because they don’t want to piss my family off. Am I not your knight in shining armor, hm?” [smirk]

Jackal: “Yeah, yeah… You self-congratulating bastard…” [blush lightly, looking away]

MC: “You guys should definitely tell me the full story sometime later. I want all the juicy details! But for now, back to my next question… Jackal! What are your intentions with my uncle, huh?” [subtly cracks knuckles and glares]

Jackal: [pointing at himself innocently] “Me? Well, I just want to spend all of your uncle’s money and then break his heart after he’s completely broke.”

MC: 😧😠🔪

Luka: “What? Don’t listen to him, MC. He’s pulling your leg.”

Jackal: “Yeah, yeah. I’m just joking, kid. My intentions with your uncle are to have a loving relationship, marry him, and then have kids and build a happy family, right Luka?” [smirk]

Luka: “R—Really? Kids? Family?” [smiles softly]

MC: “Alright, wait here for a sec. I gotta grab something real quick.” [stands up and exits the room]

Jackal: “You think they’re grabbing their pistol or something? For what I said earlier?”

Luka: “Nah… I don’t think so…?”

MC barges into the room again, holding something that looks like a book in their hands before sitting down. They open it and then brandish it toward Jackal and Luka.

MC: "Okay, so in this picture, Uncle Luka just lost his first tooth—"

Luka: “Wait, what?!”

Jackal: [snatches the album from MC’s hands, cackling]

MC: “Hey! Be careful with that!”

Jackal: “Aww… Look at that adorable grumpy face! And that forced smile! Don’t be ashamed, you still look cute even with a missing tooth.” [chuckles]

Luka: [sighs before facepalming] “Let me guess, MC. You got it from your dad’s album collection?”

MC: “Yeah… Turns out, he had tons of them.”

Interviewer: [opens the door a bit and peeks in] “Um… MC, you’re done? I still gotta ask some more questions…”

MC: “Oh, yeah! Sorry about that.” [grabs the photo album from Jackal before walking away] “Bye! Have fun, you guys!”

MC exits the room as the Interviewer makes themself comfortable in the armchair and shuffles the stack of papers in their hands.

Interviewer: “Ok… Are you guys ready for the next few questions? The first one is for Luka and it says: What do you feel about street racing? And would you race your nephew/niece/nibling?”

Luka: “I gotta admit, I was interested in it when I was younger. But I didn’t really have much time to do that when I had to start establishing our family’s branch here in Elysium City, which is actually a blessing because street racing is really dangerous. Now, I just mostly drive down a deserted street whenever I feel like winding down. But, yeah, I would never ever race my precious nephew/niece/nibling.”

Interviewer: “Wise decision.” [nods] “Next question is still directed to Luka. Did Ash have an emo phase?”

Jackal: [cackles]

Luka: [chuckles] “I think so? Not really with the whole eyeliner and typical emo hairstyle. But you know, pretty angsty and listen to a lot of those heartbroken Midwest emo songs. You don’t hear this from me, but I think it’s because of their crush on MC.”

Interview: “Ahh… I see, I see. Okay, my mouth is sealed shut, don’t worry. Next questions are for both you and Jackal. Starting with: What would you two like to get as birthday or Christmas presents?”

Jackal: “Weapons. Either guns or knives or other melee weapons. I’m a man of simple taste.”

Luka: “Well, I would love to spend quality time with my loved ones, that would be a nice present that no money can buy… Or maybe the head of my enemy.” [chuckles]

Jackal: “Huh… I can see why you fell in love with me.” [smirks]

Luka: [coughs] “Next question, please.”

Interviewer: “What kind of perfume or cologne do you usually wear?”

Luka: “I have a lot of Tom Ford’s colognes that I use alternately every day. I have some other brands as well, like Armani, Dior, Clive Christian, but Tom Ford’s releases have always been my favorites.”

Jackal: “Uh… What he said because I usually just grab one and borrow his when I… stay the night.”

Interviewer: [takes a deep breath] “Okay, these last ones are gonna be wild. Just answer them concisely. First: Kinks or fetishes?”

Luka: “I’ll let Jackal answer these questions then…” [sighs]

Jackal: “Biting, overstimulation, and blood play. Nothing extreme, mind you! My haemokinesis makes sure it’s safe at all times.”

Interviewer: “Do you roleplay? If so, what fantasies?”

Jackal: “Uh… Not a lot, but we’ve tried a nobleman and his manservant. Oh, there’s also the cop and criminal roleplay but I suppose it doesn’t count because I’m the only one who’s roleplaying in that scenario.”

Luka: “Touché…”

Interviewer: “Weirdest place you’ve had sex?”

Jackal: “In his Bugatti Noire? Or maybe that one time we did it in a party owner’s master bathroom.”

Interviewer: “Any toys?”

Jackal: “Nah, I’m already satisfied with Luka’s big, jui—”

Luka: “Alright! We’re finished here!” [stands up and drags Jackal out of the room]

VIKTOR & TAKASHI

Interviewer: “Okay, I have some questions directed at each of you respectively, and one for both of you. Should we maybe start with Viktor first?”

Viktor: “Sure. Shoot the questions.”

Interviewer: “First question: What’s the worst—I think they meant naughtiest—thing little MC has done?”

Viktor: [smiles] “Oh, there are quite a lot! But one of the most memorable ones for me is when they used their gravikinesis to levitate and grab the cookie jar that I intentionally put on the cabinet above the counter. They were only 4 years old! And they were also addicted to cookies.” [chuckles] “They would probably get away with it too if they didn’t accidentally drop the cookie jar on the floor—I guess it was heavier than they expected. I came out of my office to find the cookies and the glass shards on the kitchen floor and little MC hiding and peeking from behind the sofa.”

Takashi: “Aww that’s so cute!”

Viktor: “Oh, they are definitely cute. Couldn’t even get mad at them for more than five minutes. Especially not with those puppy eyes.” [shakes head lightly]

Interviewer: “Well, still speaking of little MC… Has Luka ever cursed in front of MC and you? And did MC repeat the curse word?”

Viktor: “Oh my God, yes! Quite a number of times in fact! I’ve always expressed my disapproval so, over time, he manages to catch himself before saying them out loud. But, yes, little MC has, indeed, repeated one or two curse words before without even fully knowing what they meant! Imagine my surprise when they suddenly exclaimed, ‘сука’ when they stubbed their little toe.”

Interviewer: “Moving on to Takashi. Did Rin have an emo phase?”

Takashi: “Ha! Sorry to disappoint you, but no. That kid has always been so confident and cool as a cucumber ever since they were small. But… an emo phase Rin… That’d be something!” [laughs]

Interviewer: “Okay, this next one is more of a comment. It says, and I quote verbatim: ’Also, what’s Takashi’s opinion of him being an absolute DILF, like Jesus Christ look at him, he is so nice and hot and se—’ Well, the comment cuts off there so I suppose the commenter either passed out from dehydration or got knocked out…”

Takashi: “What does DILF mean?”

Viktor: [shakes his head and sighs] “You wouldn’t want to know… You just need to know that it’s far from something innocent.”

Takashi: “…Oh…Oh! Uh… Thank you, stranger…? But my heart already belongs to someone else…” [blushes]

Interviewer: “The last question is for the both of you. In a scenario where you two get together, what would your perfect date be like?”

Takashi: “TOGETHER?! DATE?!” [face tomato-red]

Viktor: “Uhh…”

Interviewer: “C’mon, just entertain the idea.”

Viktor: “Well… Would cooking and preparing food or baking together before the kids got home be considered a date?” [rubs the back of his neck sheepishly]

Takashi: “That sounds great… I enjoy cooking. And eating together too. Not so much on the cleaning though… Haha.”

Viktor: “Surely, you’re not going to relegate me to cleaning duty?”

Takashi: “O—Of course not! I’ll help too!” [blushes]

Viktor: “I’m just messing with you.” [laughs]

Interviewer: “Well, those are all the questions for the two of you today. Thank you so much for sparing the time to answer them!”