If Looks Could Kill (1991) (Patreon)

IF LOOKS COULD KILL, you'll die when you watch this week's pic because Richard Grieco looks fucking weird. This was such an undertaking the Boyz brought in another Boy, Sean Clements, to assist them on their mission. Only together were the ABZs and Sean able to make sense of Grieco's 26 year old eyebrows, the almost entirely absent high school component of this movie about a high school student turned spy, and the disastrous soundtrack. If this movie were a salad, it would be, by far, the best Julius Caesar salad you've ever had.