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The ActionBoyz chose this week's pic, HEAT, to celebrate all the beautiful southern women working at bookstores. You know the type - they're always single and trying to get involved with 50-year-old customers who read books about metal. These women should know that this kind of guy is most likely being chased by a necklace wearing, cocaine using cop who screams for no reason.  Also, this kind of guy is always saying,  "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

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Anonymous

On a trip to the movies last year, I was asked to watch a trailer for a movie and give my honest opinions about it. Would I pay to see it? Which of the stars is my favorite? Etc. The trailer was for "Den of Thieves". The best part of the questionnaire was this question: Would you consider this movie "bad-ass"?

Anonymous

Rodger's Pacino had me bussin' up.

Felipe Sobreiro

I know they’re tangential to the regular Action Boyz fare but I’d die happy if you guys ever cover Silence of the Lambs and Goodfellas

Anonymous

1995 gave us both Heat AND Sudden Death. A powerful year.

Anonymous

Hey when are we getting a Willow ep?

Fred Skull

Stanger should arrange an epic showdown between Stangerbot and Stangergorgon over a cup of coffee.

Anonymous

That Pacino make-out/dry hump scene almost derails this movie

Anonymous

in the end... the thing deniro couldn't walk away from in 30 seconds was serving waingro his comeuppance (even after he slipped the heat)

Anonymous

It is in the first five minutes and I have to see Gabrus’ Aunts making out! And his jewelry all over her! There is no need for it.

Fred Skull

I scrolled through the list of episodes so fast that I almost thought Steven Seagal was in “Heat”. Then I realized I was looking at a Shadow Wolves episode. Then I was sad because I’d pay good money to watch the “Seagal Cut” of “Heat”. Shoutout to the Russian trolls definitely monitoring this Patreon: get the word out to Vladimeer Pewtin to finance a shot-for-shot Russian remake of “Heat”, Seagal plays both the Pacino and DeNiro roles.

Anonymous

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmkcLnEsYP4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmkcLnEsYP4</a> you're all welcome

Anonymous

I'm a new Shadow Wolf couldn't listen to spotify's four episodes anymore.

Will See

Hell yeah