LNAF 2 (aka I might as well) (Patreon)

Due to the overwhelming response to Chapter 1, here's the next part for your perusal.  Mainly because I didn't get anything done today and Lana's office tour therefore can't resume until tomorrow.

Last Night at Freddy's, chapter 2

(Freddy is in the manager's office, looking in horror at a crate he has just opened, which has Frenni scrunched up inside.)

Frenni:  Initializing.

Freddy:  What??

Frenni:  Calibrating.  Booting firmware version six point nine.

Freddy:  Uhhh?

Frenni:  Bootup complete.  Registering.  No network available.  (she stands up and looks at Freddy)  Hello.  My name is Frenni.  Are you my new master?

Freddy:  Uh, no, definitely not.  My name is Freddy and I just work here.

Frenni:  Freddy?  Frenni?  Our names are very similar.

Freddy:  Yeah.  My last name's Fazbear.

Frenni:  Oh how interesting.  Mine is Fazclaire.

Freddy:  Now that can't be a coincidence.  We're both bears.  Both got top hats and bow ties.  I think maybe you're supposed to be a girl version of me.

Frenni:  Maybe you're a boy version of me.

Freddy:  Pretty sure I'm older.  That makes me the original.

Frenni:  Maybe you're my step bro!  Tee hee.

Freddy:  Could be, I guess.

Frenni:  (looking at promotional poster on the wall)  Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.  Hey ... that means you're the owner of this place, and therefore, also of me.

Freddy:  Nope, I'm an animatronic mascot, same as you.  My name's on the sign because I'm the star of the stage show, but I'm just a piece of company property.  Your owner is probably the guy who sits in that chair (points to desk), but he's not here right now.

Frenni:  Oh.  Well, it's nice to meet you, Freddy.  Can you help me out of this crate?

(he helps her out, backs up and looks at her)

Freddy:  Wow, you're really pretty.  Where were you made?

Frenni:  Oh thank you, tee hee!  I don't know where I was made.

Freddy:  Well, let's take a look at your box.  Maybe it will say where you're from.  (he fusses with the box)  Huh.  The label has been removed.  Just another mystery in a day full of mysteries.

Frenni:  What do you mean?

Freddy:  Well, me and the other animatronics, we're usually powered down, in standby mode until it's time for a show, but a little while ago we all woke up and the place is completely empty, no people around, and the security shutters are down.

Frenni:  And all of that is not normal?

Freddy:  Nope.  I was looking for clues when I found you.  You wanna help me investigate?

Frenni:  Sure, that sounds good ... but before we do that, do you wanna have some fun?

Freddy:  I'm having fun already.

Frenni:  I mean REAL fun.

Freddy:  Solving mysteries and meeting new friends IS real fun.

Frenni:  No, no, I mean SMEXY fun.

Freddy:  Uh ... what's that?

Frenni:  Oh, tee hee, you're so naive and innocent!  It's easy, you just take your (she whispers unintelligibly in Freddy's ear) and stick it in my (whisper whisper) and then (whisper whisper whisper).  It's a lot of fun and it feels REALLY good.

Freddy:  I can't do that!!

Frenni:  Oh, don't be shy!  There's really nothing to it.  I'll help you.

Freddy:  No, I literally can't do that.  I don't have one of those ... things.

Frenni:  WHAT??  Let me see!  (she jumps him)

Freddy:  HEY!  STOP IT!  CUT THAT OUT!

Frenni:  (sits up)  Ohhhh my gosh, it's true, it's true!  Oh you poor thing!  You're mutilated!  Amputated!  Incomplete!  Who did this to you??

Freddy:  Nobody did anything to me!  This is how I was made.

Frenni:  WHY???

Freddy:  Well think about it.  This is a family restaurant, focused on children's entertainment.  Of course I'm not built for that kind of stuff!  Why would I be?

Frenni:  Oh ... I guess that does make sense, but still, it seems so cruel, so inhumane!  How sad for you, that you'll never know the pleasure of intimacy.

Freddy:  I think I'll be okay.  But this raises yet another question.  Hmmm...

Frenni:  What is it?

Freddy:  All right, like I said, this is a family place, supposed to be all kid-friendly, right?  But you, you look ... how should I put this ... you look very mature.

Frenni:  Why thank you.

Freddy:  You're not wearing any pants.

Frenni:  Neither are you.  I at least have panties on.

Freddy:  It's different somehow, because you are actually designed to, uh, do the nasty.

Frenni:  Ugh, I don't like calling it that, but yes - it is one of my primary functions.

Freddy:  So the question is, why are you here?

Frenni:  Ummm, because somebody ordered me?

Freddy:  Yes, but why would anybody order a sexbot for a children's pizzeria?

Frenni:  Yeah, I see what you mean.  That's ... kinda weird.  Hmmm.  Maybe they were planning to put in a lounge for the dads?

Freddy:  (pause)  That.  Is insane.