Sketches #9 (Lila Rossi, Luka Couffaine) (Patreon)

Hi kitties! Tiana and her sketches are here again 😁 

Well, I have one boy and three girls left in my kit. I'm going to start with the girl and talk about my favorite today. 

Oh, Lyla! How many compliments I've already given you, and how much hope I have for you. How I want you to be the "misunderstood," the perfect hot badass after all. And even though I know in my head that I won't see any of my hopes in the show, my heart belongs to you and keeps believing! 

Who are you, Lila? A femme fatale, a real fox, and just a beauty. I don't envy those you will fall in love with, and even less envy those who will love you. You have a hot Italian heart, a cold head, and a Corsican vengeful nature. Did you know it was the Corsicans who invented vendettas? Oh, thank you, natives of Corsica, you are golden people. Life would be boring without bloody revenge. 

In short, I wouldn't advise crossing this hot woman, and I certainly wouldn't advise ending up in her bed. It will probably end badly for you. Such people can warm you from a distance, but come close to them and you'll burn in flames. They burn everything they touch, blaming themselves and others - that's their drama. It's too bad Rossi never managed to charm Adrian. And it seems that she won't be able to anymore. She could have at least made him sympathetic to her. What a pity! They wouldn't have made a good couple, but it would have been interesting to watch a destructive person like Lila express her feelings. 

*for example, you might think of Azula, who is just such a positively destructive woman.

I also don't think Ladybug and Rossi will ever be friends. They are both too stubborn to compromise. Just look at how Marinette has fucked up the opportunity to move the cranky Bourgeois to the bright side time and time again. And that's fine! I mean seriously, these flaws are what characters need to be alive. Perfect people are annoying. 

Oh, speaking of perfect people! Luca, you are my perfect example of an annoying ideal! You're so sugary, you're as sugary as old jam! Your patience fascinates me. Your penchant for cuckoldism is bewildering. Your girlfriend is chasing after a guy, and you're trying hard to help her do it. while claiming to still love her. Man, you are weird, man. Also, judging from the last season, you bit Kagami and she also started turning into a cuckold. You, along with that Japanese girl, should have started a swingers club a long time ago. No, I'm serious, that would make you absolutely happy. And I'll have something to paint, the perfect deal, I think! 

In fact, I'd love to see you fix some bitchy girl's brains. Lila wouldn't be good for that. She'd fix anyone's brain all by herself. Chloe would be perfect for you. Come on, man, quit painting your nails and go do Bourgeois. I don't even mind if you make her into a cuckold, too. You'd make a great trio, and if your virus hits Rencompree, you'd make a quartet! 

Screenwriters, please put Bourgeois together with this guy. It'll be a real show! 

By the way, do you think Luca paints his toenails? 

That's all for today, my kittens. See you tomorrow! The cold outside makes me stay home more often, and damn, it's good for my art. It's still relatively warm, only -25 Celsius, but the real winter is yet to come. That should have an effect on posting here at Patreon 😂 

See you tomorrow! 

With love, and thanks for your support, Tiana Lynx