Sketches #8 (Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Nathaniel Kurtzberg) (Patreon)

Hey kitties! It's me and my MLB sketches again 😁

I finally got to you, Marinette! Oh, you are our gold. You're so indecisive and unsuccessful in your personal life that there's an entire genre on the internet that writes stories about how you got beyond eating ice cream in a couple with anyone. They tried to set you up with Luca and Adrian. Even Kagami and Chloe. A whole generation of kids grew up on your failures. That generation matured, grew boobs and beards and started writing pornographic stories about you and Cat Noir. 

In short, you've done a lot for art. I think the day you finally lock yourself in a room with someone is the day we all lose something important. So I suggest you stay a virgin. I, by the way, for over a year now I've just been drawing pictures of someone pounding you 🤣 I wouldn't want anything to change in that regard. Anyway, your choice won't solve anything and we'll keep pimping you out. 

Also, you are very beautiful. The world clearly lacked a blue-eyed brunette if we're going to go for you. And even though I haven't found a single Chinese trait in you (no, seriously, that's a thing that was obviously added at the last minute.), I'm still pleased that you're a bridge between East and West. I guess that's why you're so double-jointed. Or maybe you just need the help of a therapist.  

Your turn, Nathaniel! You're my colleague, you're also an artist, so I'm a little favorable to you. Even though I haven't really seen you paint. But... You got off to a very good start, and all the sympathetic and waiting male characters were rubbing their hands together. But here's where you made a mistake-- you decided to hit on Marinette. Oh, you can't hit on Marinette! It's dangerous. She's got a little head problem, the wind's blowing in there. It could give you the wrong impression about women. It could be worse, though, and you might decide to get your balls kicked in by Chloe. 

You expectedly failed, and you had an adventure with the boys. You know, man, as much as I'm looking forward to a male character that Alix, or even Bourgeois, would start dating, I forgive you. I'm not surprised. It's very easy to turn gay when your first love is Dupain-Cheng. I'm sorry. Maybe you'll come around, and the writers will surprise us with another evolution of tastes. Yes, yes, that's me alluding to Rose, who chased after the prince and then suddenly somehow changed her mind. 

Oh. Well, kittens, I won't be at my computer for 24 hours tomorrow, so I won't be able to please you with a post. But the day after tomorrow, I'll be sure to post more sketches. And maybe I'll have time to finish one of the cool things I'm drawing right now. Yes, yes, you should like it. 

In the meantime, see you soon! 

With love and gratitude for your support, Tiana Lynx