Bumped Heads (Patreon)

Just a little short caption for all of you lovely patrons on this fine day. I was drooling over Alex Crockford, one of my fitness inspirations, and this picture immediately called out to me with a body swap idea so it only made sense to write a little something for you all!

I was so wrapped up in the text argument I was currently having with my boyfriend that I wasn't paying any attention to the world around me. I didn't see the shirtless guy running directly in my path until it was too late and we had collided and sent each other hurtling to the ground. For a moment the world vanished in a sea of blackness before the bright sunny sky finally returned to my vision. Strangely though I could feel the grass against my bare back, something that shouldn't have been possible as I had been bundled up in an old band hoodie despite the pleasant spring weather.

Grabbing at my thumping head, I began to push myself up onto one elbow and stared across at the man I was surely going to blame for being at fault. What I found in his place was my own body - the pasty skin, the baggy clothes and the greasy hair. From an outsider's perspective I looked like a damn mess and I was surprisingly disgusted by the sight. Looking down at the body I occupied I was met by six-pack abs and two finely-furred pecs, not to mention a badass tribal tattoo on my shoulder blade!

Despite knowing nothing about the guy whose life I had literally smashed my way into, I jumped to my feet and began to race away with more energy than I had ever felt in my life. I was hot and athletic and more than ready to experience life from a new perspective without my boyfriend holding me back. There wouldn't be any covering up this hot body and one look at my face in the front-facing camera of my cell phone was quick confirmation that I could definitely do better than my former boyfriend who hadn't exactly been much of a looker. There was no way a stud like me would be settling for any less than a fellow prime specimen!