A Scottish Dragon In This Wonderful World - Chapter 3.1 (Patreon)

As it turned out, there was actually quite a few quests that were spread about the town of Axel itself, and just outside the gates, throughout the grassy plains and farmland surrounding the town, there was lucrative Knot out and about.

And, he did not mean a dogs dick, like most sick fucks on the internet would think.

But rather, a group toads. Tens of dozens of them, possibly hundreds of Giant Toads spread throughout the area. They apparently usually hibernated underground most of the year round except for the summer.

Summer being now.

According to Luna, they were not monsters that newbie adventurers could typically take on, and generally needed a party to defeat them at the low levels.

Typically that is.

Yarden was a different breed of beast altogether. His beginning stats could be likened to four or five times that of your typical beginning average adventurer, if not more.

The job was simple, and repeatable. Kill five giant toads, and get one hundred thousand eris. And get an extra twenty five thousand eris for every giant toad killed by his hand delivered to the guild.

Because….apparently in this world, eating living creatures actually gave you experience after they were dead.

Neat.

On top of that, the guild would transport the toads for you, for a fee of ten thousand eris. Which was actually quite silly when thought about properly.

Most would generally think five or so would be the top amount of Giant Toads that would be killed, to complete a quest.

But what if some greedy, awesomely powerful and overall genius motherfucker just decided to kill every single one in sight?

There was nothing that popped out to him when Luna explained it to him, that they'd raise the charge at all.

Paying back Luna and getting his ring back would be a cinch. So, that was what he decided to do.

Become the conqueror of the toads.

With a manly stride, Yarden bid Luna goodbye and made his way out of the adventurers guild.

He had such an eager spring in his step, that he wasn't really paying attention to his surroundings as he opened the large door and made to step outside.

He collided with a solid wall attempting to do just the same. And quite the wall it was indeed, he ended up being forced back to steps, though the wall itself gave a feminine grunt of surprise.

It was a good thing he was a Scottish Dragon, or it may have been him ending up on his ass.

Instead, the one that ended up on their ass, was a woman. And what a woman she was. She was barely on her ass for a moment before pushing herself up and apologizing, "Please forgive me," she bowed her head formally, long golden blonde ponytail fluttering behind her head, "I was not watching where I was going."

Yarden grinned at her and shrugged it off, "It's fine," he waved off her apology, and as she brought her head up to meet his eyes, he couldn't up but blatantly admire her body, "Better than fine even." his grin stretched.

For a woman, she was tall, with a beautiful creamy skinned face and light blue eyes, long blonde hair adorned in a ponytail that came down to below her shoulders, almost reaching her midback, and her long bangs braided with red cross clasps at the side of her head and framing her beautiful face like a set of golden curtains.

She was adorned in an odd long robe-like yellow dress that looked like one of those skimpy Chinese girl dresses from the front, but at the side came down to her knees almost like a trench coat, and he could see a black body suit underneath it.

Atop that, she wore heavily armoured boots and gauntlets, armoured braces over her sides and a pristine piece of armour that covered her chest and moulded around her quite large breasts, and that was only from seeing through literal metal armour.

She was no doubt stacked like fuck beneath that in the tit department, just like Luna.

Oh, and she had an odd feathery wing adornment on one shoulder. God, the fashion of this world while more modern, was really stupid looking at times.

'Still, literal boob armour huh?' Yarden had to resist the urge to snort, you only saw that kind of stupid thing in anime and games.

He wouldn't deny though, she was definitely a beauty of the highest order. She reminded him of Arturia Pendragon, only stacked.

Her cheeks flushed under his gaze and he realised she caught him checking her out, but he honestly didn't really care, "T-that's good," she looked away and swallowed noticeably before meeting his eyes again, "…Are you new in Axel? I've not seen you before."

…Was the adventurer population really that small? Even that beefy gay looking fucker said that to him.

"Just got here, just registered as an adventurer and just about to go do my first quest." Yarden shrugged. And possibly second, third, fourth and so on.

If they were going to be so stupid as to leave such an easily exploitable way for him to save money, well shame on them.

Plus, he was the type to power level early on in RPG's so he could wipe his ass with all the bosses and mock them for being weak little bitches.

Ah, immersion, fun times.

An odd smile spread across the voluptuous blondes face at his words, cheeks darkening quite a bit, "I see, you're quite the confident lad huh?" she mused, eyes shining in what he thought was approval?, "My name is Darkness, a noble crusader, and you?"

So far, Yarden had been quite interested in her and keeping up a suave imagine, but the second he heard her name, he snorted, and then erupted into laughter of amusement, "Darkness?" he guffawed, "What kind of stupid idiot names his kid Darkness, never mind his daughter? Did he want you to get bullied for having such a stupid chuuni and wannabe cool name?"

Darkness as she called herself outright gaped at him as he continued laughing at her name, unable to contain his amusement, and the red tint to her cheeks darkened and she shuddered in what looked like anger.

"I mean come on, with those looks, that regal way of talking and then being something as amazing sounding as Crusder, and then you come away with a name like that?" Yarden was laughing so hard he actually had to lean against the wall, "What, lemme guess, your family name is Destroyer?" he teased her and laughed even harder.

She shuddered again, even more noticeably, but finally Yarden was able to reign in his amusement, "Sorry…sorry I've just never heard someone in real life with a name so stupid," he wiped a tear from his eye, and one last chuckle, "I'm Yarden, Yarden Odhar, proud son of Scotland and new to all this adventuring crap, my class is Dragoon."

He'd pretty much fucked his chances with this fine arse bird already, but honestly, he couldn't contain himself at all. God, what kind of try hard edgy fuck named daughter Darkness?

Did he want her to develop some sad BDSM fetish or something?

"It…It's fine," Darkness gave another deep shuddering and breathed out heavily, an oddly wide smile spreading across her face and directed at him, "You seem to think quite highly of your opinions and have no problems mocking others." she pointed out.

Yarden shrugged, "That's normal where I'm from," he replied, before huffing in amusement, "Though I was planning on keeping the nice act up with you, but couldn't after hearing your silly name."

Darkness blinked, "…And why is that?" she wondered, looking confused and almost disappointed somehow.

This was one weird chick.

Either way, there was no real point hiding his opinion here now right? "Cuz you're beautiful and I want to fuck you." they say honesty set the heart free.

Darkness staggered back at his blunt admission with a gasp, "Oh..oh my!" she gaped at him, wide eyed in utter shock.

"Either way, I've got shit to do and toads to murderize," Yarden continued on, "And since I pretty much murdered my chances of dicking you down till' you squealed my name, I'm out baby cakes." he tossed her a wave and continued on, walking done the street to head to his destination.

"Wait!" Darkness' voice halt him in his steps long enough for the beautiful blonde looking knight to jog after him.

"What?" he rolled his eyes, "I'm not apologising."

"N-no, not that," Darkness hurriedly waved her hands and grasped the hilted sword at her hip, "Crass and rude as you are, it would be remiss of a noble crusader such as myself to let a young newbie adventurer such as yourself go take on Giant Toads alone even with your impressive class!"

…You know what?

"Fine, whatever, I'm not going to to tell you to piss off, you're at least good eye candy," Yarden smirked and shrugged, "Just don't get in my way, all those toads are mine to kill."

"Such a hooligan, but very well!" Darkness agreed easily.

And was it him, or did she sound quite pleased? Nah, couldn't be…right?

For a medieval town, Axel was actually pretty big. Nowhere near the modern towns and cities he was used to, but big enough that it took a decent while to get to the entrance of the city, and out of it, walking along the dirt roads surrounded by vast green fields just outside of the city.

Darkness thankfully new the directions there, having been in Axel for a decent while now apparently.

"Well at least you're good for something beyond your body and being a busybody." Yarden rolled his eyes as they left the town of Axel behind.

"Rude! I'll have you know I'm level twenty, one of the highest level people in all of Axel?" Darkness huffed.

Yarden snorted, "Only level twenty?" he looked at her dubiously, "Are you sure you're not just weak as shit and wanting to leech experience points off of me and get stronger?"

"W-what?!" she sputtered, "Twenty is a very high level I'll have you know!"

"Sure it is," he snorted again, in what world was a level twenty strong? Well, he supposed Axel was the town of beginners for a reason, he couldn't resist taunting her a bit more though and blatantly let his eyes rove over her body, though much of it was still hidden by her weird ass get up, "You sure you didn't just sleep with actual strong people and have them beat down monsters for you to finish off?"

"A-as if I would do that!" Darkness refuted, and shook noticeably, face going red again and panting deeply, "Only…only a shameless harlot would do that!"

"And where's your proof? That stupid looking armour?" Yarden raised an eyebrow at her, "It doesn't mean anything to me beyond hiding most of your body, and even then I can tell you definitely have the body of a 'harlot'."

He paused and grinned at her, wiggling his eyebrows, "You know, if that's really what's going on, I don't mind, I'll carry you up the level ladder if you want," the Scottish teenager admitted, "But I'll be carrying you on my cock all the way."

Darkness froze, "…You…you are a d-dastardly boy aren't you?" the voluptuous blonde stuttered, swallowing heavily, "Trying to tempt a noble crusader into debauchery like this just because you have a special and powerful class."

…He wasn't hearing a no. And he said as such.

"I'm not a hearing a denial from you, are you really just a slutty gold digger knight?" Yarden raised an eyebrow at her.

Darkness shivered as he stared directly at her, but did not refute.

Well, okay then.

"Alright then," a massive grin spread across Yarden's face and his hand whipped out, slapping the blonde beauty across the arse, "You can be my slutty knight from here on then." he laughed, glee filling him even as his joggies began to tent with a thick hardness.

A startled moan left Darkness at his words and actions, and he gaped at her.

His cock throbbed, hard. Despite being out in the open, he wanted to push her down and take her right here and now.

But, before he could even think to, the ground suddenly rumbled beneath him and the sounds of multiple, large, heavy things landing rang in his eyes.

His gaze snapped to one of the large hills about fifty feet away, and he caught sight of his prey.

Three massive, giant ass toads of with light green skin.

"Damn, Luna wasn't kidding about these things being huge," Yarden whistled, before smirking, "Not as impressively big as my dick though, you'll be able to learn that first hand later Darkness." he promised the blonde with a look over his shoulder at her.

She trembled a bit and gulped heavily, "O-okay!" she suddenly agreed, nodding her head vigorously, making that lovely golden blonde ponytail bounce around crazily.

'Man, I really have to thank Aqua for sending me here,' the teen thought with relish, cracking his neck and beginning to walk towards the toads, "Wonder how roasted toad tastes?" he mused, heat beginning to build in the pit of his belly and smoke escaping from the sides of his mouth.

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You'll probably notice the insert here is a bit different from the usual flavour. That comes mostly from it being teenager me, someone even more full of themselves than I am currently, amped by dragon instincts.