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Chris will be recording a mailbag for an upcoming episode of Sacred Symbols+!    

You know the drill: Submit your questions, comments, concerns, thoughts, and ideas to Chris, and as always, pithy and well-written submissions have the best chance of being used. Walls-of-text and poorly-written submissions are ignored!

Please submit your questions before Tuesday, October 10th at 1 PM EST.

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Ember's Arcade

Hey, Chris! As an LA native, born and raised, I have my opinions on the best spot to get tacos in the city—spoiler alert, it’s Avenue 26 Tacos in downtown—but I’d love to know your favorite spots for tacos in Los Angeles. Cheers!

Hammertime44

Chris, what kind of speech will you make at Colin’s wedding? Maybe some sort of parlance?

Ethan Barcelos

Hey Christopha! With how much love you've shown for the first series, have you had a chance to watch Castlevania Nocture? If so, what are your thoughts? For me personally, I think this first season was good, but worse in just about every way compared to the original. Worse story and writing, less likeable characters, less interesting villains, worse animation, etc. But overall, it definitely has potential! Thanks for everything and love your stuff in and outside of Last Stand Media. Keep it up!

Anonymous

Hey Shitterhead, Have you dabbled in the Serious Sam series? Chris, my little shitta, I believe that you would have a blast with these games. They are filled to the brim with fast and frenetic Doom-like FPS gunplay, raunchy one-liners, and a ton of varying enemy types with more than enough weapons to obliterate them with. I've been playing through the HD collection on PS5 and can't help but think of you everytime I boot it up, for it is right up your alley. Have a shittyslittysplitty day, Gavin

NeO JD

Chris, you son of a bitch. You recently mentioned you liking editing and wouldn’t mind just editing. Colin recently mentioned he’d like to do more Side Quest standalone videos again but doesn’t have the manpower for it right now. Any chance you’d be the one to edit them for him in the future? Sounds like a win-win no?

Nick La Creta

Hey Chris—as I know you are a big FPS fan—where do you get your fix these days? To me, the genre is a little stale, if you don’t like COD or live service. Aside from a new doom, what are you looking to get out of the genre in the future, and where would you like to see shooters go?

Rob Kvasne

Dear Chris, If you could only save one of these movies from being blinked out of existence, which would you choose? John Carpenter's The Thing, or John Carpenter's They Live? It would be a shame to see either of these Keith David masterpieces go. Ultimately how would you decide and what would you miss most about the movie you would stamp out?

Anonymous

Chris I need a thorough explanation as to why you dislike The Big Bang Theory. One of the first Sacred episodes I've watched had you, Colin and Dustin just laughing about how "bad" it is, that I almost threw up in my mouth a little bit. Please explain your lack of taste, thanks.

Dennis

He Chris, You once made a Tik Tok about that you were contacted by a company to get payed by towing the conservative party line in your youtube video's. A deal which you obviously denied, because of basic integrity. (This tik tok was even recently referenced by vaush in vidcon) How widespread do you think this practice was at the time? And what kind of lasting effects does it have today, with 100s of "anti-woke" channels that exist today.

Anonymous

Hey Chris I’d like to hear your unfiltered opinion on the “in-crowd” games industry pundits (your Kind Funny’s, your Easy Allies, your Skill Ups etc) We all know Colin’s view on these crowds, but while the cat’s away, so to speak, what’s your opinion on them?

Ben

Hey Chris, Just need some quick advice please. Is it okay to put it in her butt on the same night you bought her Taco Bell? Or is that too risky, à la “play stupid games, win stupid prizes?”

Ben

Chris, I’m not sure if you’ve ever noticed comments on Sacred episodes talking about you being unenthusiastic, pessimistic, and just generally acting as if you hate everything/existing. Fatalistic, perhaps. Like sometimes the guys will talk about an upcoming game, perhaps even enthusiastically, and then in your turn you’ll kinda sigh and essentially say “whatever” (in other words). Personally, I noticed that too sometimes, but I also find it endearing and entertaining. Charming, even. I kinda like it. Reminds me of the cartoon Daria sometimes. My question is: what (if anything) are you super hyped and enthusiastic about in the gaming industry right now; game, hardware, studio, whatever? Let’s omit Bungee and Marathon though :-). And also, have you always felt kinda “blah” about so many things, or does that happen as you get older? I’m often the same way, and I think it gets worse as I get older. If I ever bump into you in Burbank, we finna smoke some symbiotes, you beautiful Latinx bastard!

Anonymous

Bring Me the Horizon or Avenged Sevenfold?

Anonymous

Hey Chris, If you could design a Puerto Rican Spider-Man suit for Miles Morales in Spider-Man 2, how would it look?

Anonymous

Hey Chris, what are your thoughts on the “banned” episode of Seinfeld, The Puerto Rican Day, and have you ever seen it? I think they just don’t air it on tv but it is on Netflix. Not a bad episode but definitely not one of their bests. Thanks!

Kurt Lewin

Hey Chris. As a big first person shooter fan yourself, I wanted to get your thoughts on the Half Life franchise, I have heard you mention it on podcasts before but not whether you like it or not, I noticed it didn't feature in your top 30 games list you posted on Twitter a few weeks back but I understand that doesn't mean you don't like it. On a totally seperate note, after William Dafoe in 12 minutes and Beyond Two Souls got brought up on a recent SS, I just wanted to bring to your attention that he also starred in the PS2 Bond game as the villain in 007: Everything or Nothing which perhaps had the most star studded cast in gaming history with the voice and likeness of not only Dafoe, but Pierce Brosnan, Judi Dench, John Cleese and Heidi Klum and the actor who played Jaws, it was quite frankly nuts. Cheers

Anonymous

Hi Chris, I know there’s an insane amount of games to play, but I have a recommendation: Deadlink. Doom Eternal combat, Hades roguelike elements, and a cyberpunk aesthetic and soundtrack. It’s an absolute blast to play, and I think it’s right up your alley (yes, there’s a grappling hook). There’s even a demo on Steam to make things easy.

Anonymous

Green beans. Yes or no?

plzsendpie

Hey Chrissy boi, How goes your exercise routine? Has it fallen off completely since Creator Clash, or have you kept up at least some of the stuff you learned. Keep on keeping on good sir.

Anonymous

Hey Chris, As a 90s kid and fellow pop punk fan I was wondering your thoughts on Blink-182 and their recent resurgence. Have you heard the new songs? Were you ever a Blink fan back in the day? Thanks and take care. -Michael Held

Echos93

Yo Chris Christie!! When does Starfield start getting good?? I’ve played about 20 hours of the game and while I’ve enjoyed some aspects of the game, I don’t think it’s enough for me to continue on forward, anything that I’m doing wrong that’s not grabbing me from the game or is the game simply not for me?

That Smoke from Canada

My guy, If you could bring back a long forgotten FPS game for a remake or remaster or even a new entry, what would it be? For me, it would be PS2's 'Urban Chaos: Riot Response' or 'Black' Stay frosty

Card Captor Corey

Hi Chris, I know you love some good crossover type games. When I was a kid I played a videogame on my PC call Big G All Stars. Which was a game where you play as all of the General Mills Mascots in Baseball against actual major league teams. This game is almost non-existant on the web today not sure why. I did find a video of it here https://youtu.be/bz1LwQlWcsc. If you had the licenses what kind of game should they make with the General Mills Mascot today?

Otrant

Hey Chris, are you still interested in playing Outer Wilds? It's one of my favorite games and I'd love to hear your thoughts, and it'd be nice to have an Outer Wilds fan among the many LSM hosts.

Carlos

Hey Chris, Is the base PS5 (the one with the blu-ray player) the worst looking console of all time?

Anonymous

Christopher Raymond, Hope you are well, fine good sir. I come seeking your hot takes (oh!?). I’ve lived in LA, Detroit area, Chicago, and now New York, and through the years have formed some pizza opinions of my own. Each city has their own style which I appreciate, but personally I cannot idly sit by as a midwesterner and not claim Detroit style the king of pizza, with Chicago style being a close second. That being said, I still don’t get the anger that spawns from any New Yorker when other pizza is brought into question. I have only experienced said pizza hatred here, especially when any other style is claimed to even be good, let alone the best, and I don’t get it. I feel like everyone here is either doing a bit, or they truly have blood boiling when you don’t consider the cardboard slice king of the seven kingdoms. It’s one thing to have pride, but this has always felt a step too far, and it gets to me. I guess it’s working, then. Please send help, I’m surrounded by people carrying torches, pitchforks, and signs reading “it’s not pizza”. Thanks for being a cool dude, dude — matt

Otacon_Ocelot

Yo Chris why is, cum green?

NecrumOddBoy

Chris, Wanted to talk guitars. What are your top three guitars and do you have any specific setups you prefer (tuning, strings, pickups, effects)?

Otacon_Ocelot

Chrissy wake up! I was taken aback the other day getting a YT comment reply from none other than the Sequoia banshee bugger smoker himself, ray gun. Snark tank is awesome show and y’all got another Patreon sub from me.

Anonymous

Mass Effect 2 or 3, and why?

Anonymous

Hi Chris, Do you dabble in the shred side of guitar music? Are there any shredders you dig? Thank you, young man.

Asique Alam

How can you justify a bidet being disgusting because it might use other people's water to spray your butt yet all you're doing is wiping your butt with a dry napkins, so you can have dry poop all day just hanging about unless you take a shower. What if you have to poop three times a day? You're telling me you showered three times a day? it's just funny to think you and Colin are walking around with dried poop particles lmao

The Snacksquatch

Hey Chris, On a recent SS podcast you stated that you would like to check out the factions multiplayer if it’s still alive. I know you’re a big FPS player and enjoy some gears, but what other third person shooter campaigns/multiplayer experiences have you played and enjoyed? Thanks for all you do.

Anonymous

Hey Chris. How did you get into gaming? What’s your earliest gaming memory? Thanks for all the great content.

Anonymous

Hey Chris I don’t know if you watch the the death battle series on YouTube but they put Alex Mercer vs Cole in a battle to the death and Cole won just want to know if they got it right

Random Integer

Chris, what’s a god April fools day joke? I never have a good one when the day arrives

Anonymous

Dear Craig, Did you ever play Urban Chaos? Rocksteady's first game, it put you in the shoes as a cop trying to stop a city wide terrorist threat. It had insane F.E.A.R. like ragdoll and great FPS gunplay. Figured it may be up your alley. Hope all is well and have a good weekend!