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For many of us, being a child during the summer largely revolved around one thing: The swimming pool. Whether you had an above-ground pool or an in-ground pool, or you had to rely on your friends' pools for your aquatic adventures, or even if you spent the dog days of summer at the municipal pool or at the local Y, there's a decent chance you've got some swimming-related memories tucked away in your head. That's what today's episode of KnockBack is all about: All the games, the toys, the friends, and the stories that took place in, around, and under that (usually) blue, (sometimes) pee-infested water. Oh, and of course the dives, flips, and other jumps that probably could have killed all of us at one point or another. Cannonball!

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William Harding

Gonna be real surprised if i don’t hear a George Constanza “I WAS IN THE POOOOOL!”

Craig Carter

Only on my beloved knockback will we get a podcast topic on the fuckin pool, maaaaaaan!

WalknTalknStvnHawkn

So myself and a group of coworkers pledge to each other that we were going to go on a diet last week. Because of this episode (and more specifically you, Colin) I am currently typing this in a Chick-fil-A drive-thru. I feel no shame. Lol P.S. Potato chips instead of waffle fries? That's more sacrilegious than the Jesus drawing. 😂 Thank you guys for giving me something good to listen to on this dreary Thursday.

Jakeytar

Had to pause the podcast to say that my Grandma had my uncle on a leash when they visited Yellowstone in the 70’s. My Grandpa has footage of her pulling my uncle back from getting too close to a geyser. So not all child leashes are bad.

Jimmy Valentine

Growing up in Florida, it was pools and a short drive to the beach. I can't wait to listen.

Jordan Gagliano

Your conversation on fast food in the beginning of this episode was almost my favorite part of this conversation.. Burger is the best but super inconsistent.. Chik fil a fries are amazing but don't stay fresh long.. Life lessons.

Ian (616Entertainment)

Great episode! When you guys were talking about what tricks you were able to pull off, it reminded me of a high school story. After water polo in gym class, every once in a while the coach would let us fuck around with the diving boards and the high dive. I went up to the high dive thinking “I bet I could do a double front flip off of that thing.” I was always doing crazy flips and whatnot on trampolines, mimicking Jeff Hardy and my other favorite pro wrestler's moves. I went up and nailed not only double flip, but I ended up over-rotating and going in head first. The coach asked me if I had experience in diving and even asked me to come to the tryouts for the diving team. This was hilarious because 1) I meant to land on my feet. The head first dive was accidental. And 2) I was REALLY not in ‘diving team’ shape. I would’ve been the one fucker with a gut and tattoos at those meetings. Long story short I did not follow through with pursuing the team, and the coach may or may not still be wondering what sort of potential I had. (Spoiler: I didn’t have any)

Caleb Greer

Colin, Regarding your beliefs about my generation (I'm 22) being overprotected and over-supervised, I recommend you read Dr. Jonathan Haidt and Greg Lukianoff's book "The Coddling of the American Mind: How Good Intentions and Bad Ideas Are Setting Up a Generation for Failure." I haven't read it myself, but I've heard Dr. Haidt debate and discuss the book in various YouTube videos, and apparently it explores the things you talk about with actual research and goes into why this is negatively impacting a generation (increased suicides, etc.). Anyway, thought you might be curious.

Nate McKinney

Great episode guys! To chime in on the Saved by the Bell thing, you are correct, Colin, that is where the phrase originated. I was an English major, so I love etymology as well.

Will Hahn

Dude, when you brought up Water Polo, I was so psyched! I literally said “fuck yeah!” out loud 😂 I started playing the sport back in 7th grade all the way through high school and was even the President of the water polo club at my college for a semester. I haven’t played for almost a couple of years, but man, that sport got me in the best shape of my life and I ate whatever I wanted without losing or gaining any weight because I’d burn so many calories. I remember having to tread water and hold metal chairs out of the water while doing it and swimming at least 2500 yards a day, scrimmaging for hours on end. That sport is really as hard as you say it is, but it’s freaking legit. P.S. SoCal is like water polo central, you should seriously consider trying it sometime. You would especially be good at goalie, and that position doesn’t require you to swim as much! Lol.

strawhatninja

I love dill pickles so I agree that the number 1 is the perfect order from there. Also I hate bread and butter pickles I'm a dill man all the way shoot me into the sun if you must!

LastStandMedia

Don't get me wrong, I like the fries when I can eat at the restaurant, or if I'm going to control how quickly I bring my food home. But when I'm ordering on Postmates? No way, man. Their fries don't stay good for long!

LastStandMedia

Dude, I would probably die if I tried to play water polo. Though I'd definitely want to play goal. I just gravitate to that position generally.

Johnny Waffles

It’s actually a boxing thing. It’s a common misconception that it refers to coffins with bells, though! Same with “dead ringer”. Language is weird.

Brandon Soto

Was very broke / lower middle class growing up, so we couldn’t afford an in ground pool. I would always get jealous of the people with them, as they would typically live in a nice house as well.

Brandon Soto

Also, the fast food topic was interesting. lol. Looking forward to that episode.

Yuushin

I will jump here because doesn't need a new comment slot. The saved by the bell is indeed correct. The rule of thumb is not. Well sorta. Rule of thumb was only ever used by one judge which tried to invoke the idea, and was mocked called "judge thumb". It is actually a term used for measuring. You use the "rule of thumb" when cutting wood and other building materials. The idea being a master worker wouldn't need a measuring tool but could eye it using their thumb. On horse flies, they are definitely in New England. I think they are directly tied to large livestock. We had horses in Massachusetts and those little buggers bit the hell out of us in the summer. The bite welts was insane

Anonymous

About the adult swim question, I hated this time too when I was younger, but its reason is actually for the lifeguards to get out of the sun for a few minutes every hour. Source- I’m a lifeguard.

Joseph Ady

They had a public pool at Hidden Pond Park, which you must have seen on the way to the Rinx.

Michael Candelaria

Holy shit, I had the uzi water gun too, I had 2 of them and got them at an outdoor swapmeet. They did make noise but not like a gun noise. There was a motor and pump system that would shoot the water in short bursts so the water came out like bullets. I loved those damn things.

Andrew Hoculik

If either of you decide to attempt a new record for holding your breath underwater, the key is to not let out any air at all. You need to maximize the amount of oxygen your lungs can absorb and you actually blow out more oxygen then carbon dioxide when you breath out.

Josh Moore

Just listened to this episode and almost shit my pants when you said your mom owns a house in Egg Harbor. Honored to share my hometown with Betty Ann.