The WSJ's War on Waifus - Transcript (Patreon)
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I would respond to the original Wall Street Journal article on this subject and not the second hand article on Breitbart, but the Wall Street Journal put the article behind a pay wall, and Iâll be damned if Iâm giving the Wall Street Journal one red cent after their Adpocalypse shit.
So anyway, here comes the fun police. I mean, The Wall Street Journal, to scare a Chinese developer of a virtual assistant because the virtual avatar wasnât a 300 pound lesbian feminist who bitches about how oppressed she is while demanding extra sick days for her period.
This would have worked very similarly to Gatebox, except as an app, and without the little hologram anime girl. Instead, you would have a 2D avatar to interact with, which sounds like a low-cost alternative to something like Gatebox, but more life-like than voice-only virtual assistants like Alexa and Siri.
But holy fucking shit, The Wall Street Journal bullied this poor Chinese company because they questioned, and I quote. the virtual assistant encouraged the view of women as sexual objects in the workplace. Unquote.
Itâs a fucking app you retarded cucks. Letâs hope the Wall Street Journal doesnât find out about the Pornhub app, or theyâre really going to shit themselves.
What can I say? Obviously there is demand for a sexy virtual assistant, but there is certainly room for different avatars for different tastes. Do you want a fat disgusting SJW millennial who accuses you of sexual harassment for telling her to do her fucking job? I have no idea why you would, but if youâre into that, Iâm sure they can program one for you. You can have a sexy male assistant, or even a pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog with a bike pump up his ass giving birth to Shadowâs baby. Who fucking cares, itâs a god damn app.
Honestly, Iâm more mad at the Chinese company for caving so eagerly and even issuing an apology. According to the article, the company wrote. Quote.
âThe earlier version of the product is a beta-testing version designed to gather usersâ feedback. âiQiyi has noticed the issue raised by media and already taken the product offline for further modification. Weâd like to make an apology for the concerns it might have raised.â Unquote.
Seriously, just tell these fun police and virtue signalling cucks to fuck themselves. They arenât your audience, and they arenât your customers.
What I would do if I were you, is I would make a fat disgusting avatar with purple hair and a big pink pussy hat as an alternative avatar for the app, and at the beginning of the app, just after installation, ask the user if theyâre a Feminist. If they say that they are, load the fat Feminist avatar, and if they say they are not, load the sexy one.
Everyone wins.
This is Selestina. Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News. Signing off.