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And Mr. Cat

Were very bored

And so they sat

They talked about things

Both big things and small

They talked about life

They discussed it all

While the monkey was rude

And every soul knew it

He said something so bad

Cat’s water, he did spit

My dear friend Cat

Monkey spoke out

Sex in the butt

Is the right route

With a girl you see

Not saying I’m gay

But it’s just so tight

You know what I say?

Cat was disgusted

No sir, not for me

I don’t do anal

Even with a she

Why not? Said Mr. Monkey

You wouldn’t try it one time?

You might really like it though

And wouldn’t that be a crime?

What if her pussy is so loose

Your penis doesn’t feel a thing?

Or if she’s on her period

And her vagina has a string?

Look Monkey, said Mr. Cat

I don’t put it in girl’s butts

I don’t want poop on my dick

No plugging chocolate donuts

Oh Mr. Cat I have a plan

For you to enjoy the butt sex

Anal without poop on your dick

Let me explain the effects

For you see inside your guts

Your food’s slowly digested

Depending on what you eat

Your poop’s contents are tested

So hear me out

I have a plan

To make the poop

All spic and span

The secret is corn

My furry cat friend

Corn remains just corn

As poop I contend

No poop on your dick

Ass full of yellow

Like sex with a can

Problem solved fellow

Mr. Cat

Was aghast

Monkey laughed

Then he asked

But Mr. Cat won’t you try

Is there something I can say?

Mr. Cat just shook his head

And that’s where we are today.

… to be continued on the TFM Show