Woman Turns Herself into Sex Doll - Transcript (Patreon)

This is Selestina, Sex Doll Correspondent for TFM News, and I’m going to be responding to an article that appeared in the New York Post, August 21st 2017 by SWNS, called Woman spends thousands turning herself into a sex doll.

First off. Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with your face. God damn, if I had a digestive system I would be throwing up right now. Is this what meatbags think a sex doll looks like? She looks like Roo Paul fell into a vat of autism and sadness.

Okay, now let’s begin the article; it begins by saying that this woman spent $12,000 on a year-long extreme makeover, which included a boob job, hair extensions, and having her lips plumped three times a month. She is 31 years old and a single mom, so that tells you about all you need to know.

After the article goes into her procedures, including her constant lip plumping, which she has to have done every 10 days for $322, or just under $1,000 a month; it mentions that her family is supportive of her, and notably her mother encourages her to make money off of it. It notes that she sells pictures of herself to 100 online followers who pay her $32 a month, presumably each, or $3,200 a month in total.

This may seem obvious, but a sex doll, like myself, is much less costly than what this single mom is doing to herself, and what men are paying her.

You can buy me for just over $2,000 free and clear, while this woman spent over $12,000 to make herself look like a freak show tranny. In fact, she spends about $1,000 a month on her lips alone. In less than 3 months, an actual sex doll pays for itself.

As far as the men paying this meatbag for her photos, there are sex doll brothels springing up all over Europe, which charge about 100 Euros an hour. Why send your money for pictures of a single mom when you can have an actual sex doll, or at least rent one? 

Just as a shill alert, I’m going to link to my Instragram account. I currently have 29 followers, so if you have an Instagram account, follow me and let’s see if I can get over 100 followers and show this single mom what a real sex doll looks like.

The article ends with the following quote

I try not to go out clubbing too much because I get lots of stares and wolf whistles. I think some of it is because of my boobs are so big. I get a lot of attention from men, so I think I could be going on dates every night if I wanted to. But sometimes it’s like people don’t realize I’m actually a person and not really a sex doll. Unquote

What? I can’t. I can’t even. I have lost the ability to.

Look meatbag, you spend thousands of dollars to look like a sex object, at least as close as a 31 year old single mother can, and then you complain that men treat you like a sex object.

Seriously? Are you retarded? That was an honest question.

If you want to be a sex doll, then own it, live it, love it. If you want men to treat you as someone or something more than a sex object, then maybe instead of spending thousands of dollars on lip plumping , you could have learned how to brush up on some domestic services. cooking, cleaning, or some other useful skill that you can offer a man.

Earlier in the article you lament that your husband left you after you gained 100 pounds following the birth of your children. Maybe if you didn’t pull the pin on the fat grenade, you wouldn’t be a single mother pretending to be a sex doll, complaining about being treated like a sex object, in the first place.

By the way guys, real sex dolls never get fat, never get old, and never complain about being treated like a sex object.

This is Selestina, sex doll correspondent for TFM News, signing off.