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Ruairidh Lunny

When are we getting Chicken Willy spin-off? Maybe Chicken Willy can get a little ventriloquist or sock puppet action on the Live Reverse Dollop? I think it’s a great idea

Antipaganda

I'm guessing this won't have accompanying pictures.

Marjorie Zeager

If the drag queen story time you're taking about is the one from Columbus OH - it did get canceled because people showed up in full like militia gear, the organizers of the events had been asking the PD for WEEKS for assistance with security and they never responded. CPD said they "protect all residents of the city equally," which, lol. Lmao. The Columbus PD might be the worst in the state, and this is the same state as Cleveland and Cincinnati.

Marjorie Zeager

In retrospect the organizers probably should have just skipped the PD entirely and gone to the Panthers, but a lot of queer organizations in Ohio are obsessed with "respectability".

jess

"suspicion of whacking" is the name of my upcoming biography.

sensual kazoo

You don't even need armed people a lot of the time. Just outnumbering the chuds is usually enough. These people are fundamentally cowards.

Anonymous

I live in the Cincinnati area and I saw a child dressed as a mini fascist on Halloween. It was at our Renaissance festival of all places.

Anonymous

Hey guys, I attended Park Street Church for about a dozen years when I lived in Boston, before moving to the West Coast. I worked as a tour guide one summer when I was in college too. If you have any questions, I’d be glad to answer them. Everything else you mentioned about the church I knew about, but way, this is the first I’m hearing this story!!!

Anonymous

"Moral is... be rich. Just be rich (and white, and male)." That is the moral of all Dollops, Gareth.

Anonymous

Uh, I would have bought dollop themed underwear for both my kids.

Anonymous

I'll be there with you Dave! I'll bring my bullhorn and pepper spray!

Anonymous

Why no pictures for this one?

Heather B

So, what’s the level for nudes again? For research purposes.

Fletcher H

You’ll have to get your old timey rocks off some other way

Melissa

At the Louisville show on 11/4, Dave said you all had been in Bowling Green for 4 days. So, I’d guess the tiny domestic terrorist costume was from that area. Bowling Green is also where Rand Paul lives and, according to alternate fact purveyor Kellyanne Conway, was the site of The Bowling Green Massacre. The worst massacre that never occurred.

Anonymous

I gotta ask, does that mean they were dressed up in like black/brown shirts or khakis with combat boots or something?

Anonymous

I've heard really weird shit about Columbus, particularly in regards to local officials/police and Jeffrey Epstein associate Les Wexner. Essentially that Wexner has run a ton of stuff over the years and pays off a whole lot of people (which I haven't looked into much but sounds plausible) because the location is quite central to any transport/smuggling routes that occur throughout the continental US. It is easily confirmable he owned (and possibly still does own afaik) the airline that was previously called Southern Air Transport, the totally not CIA airline that was involved in Iran-Contra doing guns/cocaine trips to and from Central/South America to support the Contra deathsquads in Nicaragua (Gary Webb's Dark Alliance gets into much of this, as does The Bluegrass Conspiracy by Sally Denton; though that covers a lot more including coked out bears as well as Woody Harrelson's father, and yet it's all credibly sourced somehow). So that's always struck me as beyond weird, and without getting into all the other shady Wexner links that tie back to the area, kind of makes me not so surprised the cops aren't all that helpful to normal non-fascist people (though that's pretty much most cops). Maybe it's just tangential, and I could be wrong about some of the details (though not the SAT bit), but it does speak to something at the very least imo. Would of course like to hear anything from those local to the area or with more knowledge in general.

Marjorie Zeager

@Lukas Lion I went to ask a friend of mine who works in Ohio politics about him, and he said he literally can't tell me because he signed an NDA, so yeah, Columbus and Ohio in general is batshit.