Come straight up (Patreon)

Hey dude, your mom said I could come straight up.

Hey bro, come in.

Woah dude, I don't need to see that kind of shit, you could of warned me! Why the hell are you completely naked and what's that weird stuff all over your body?

Im not completely naked, im still wearing socks. As for the weird stuff its tanning oil. Supposed to accelerate the bronzing of my skin.

Dude, I'd rather you weren't wearing socks, at least there would be something else to look at besides your dick and the oil! Why use a tanning oil, it's freezing outside, definitely no sun.

Booked onto the sun beds ain't I! Got a hot date later. Joining me?

Your ditching me? I hope they are worth it. I've Got nothing else to do so yeah ill come with you. Get dressed first though!

A while later he disappeared in the booth for the tanning salon. There was only one bed free so I had to wait my turn until he had finished.

I saw the lighting dim and heard the buzzing stop. A few moments later my phone pinged and told my an image had been received.

Dude, you'd better not be naked in this photo.

I don't think he had checked what he had sent. As it wasn't a photo of him, it was someone else who had just got off a sun bed.

This your date for later? I asked.

No its me.

I think you should check again. That isn't you in the picture you sent me.

What are you talking about, I literally took the pic right now and sent it to you…. Oh my fucking god.

What, sent the wrong photo?

No its the right photo…

He stepped out of the booth. It's the right photo, it's of me, only this isn't me! I'm someone else.

Oh my god dude, your one sexy fit fucker. Definitely not the same guy you went in as though. Show me that tanning oil… I thought so, it's an experimental tanning oil. It's not for public use yet.

Why?

It's got a weird side effect, it gives you the body of the last user of the sun bed.

No way! That can't be real!

It is, the results speak for them selves.

Fuck, I can't of changed. Is there a way to change back?

They don't even know how it happens yet, there won't be a cure.

You have to help me, I've got a date tonight and they are expecting me, not this stranger.

No idea how I can help you.

It's easy dumb ass. Use the tanning oil, get my body then I'll use it again and get mine back.

But that means I'll be him!

Yeah, but then we both use it again and get in our own bodies.

Fine, pass me the oil.

I went in and I did indeed transform into my mate. I've got to admit it's a little bit of a turn-on becoming him.

We both went back to reception for another token for the tanning booth. The guy behind the counter checked our records.

Sorry no can do, only one use in any 24 hour period. Records show you both been booked within the last 30 minutes. Oh sorry sir, my mistake, younwerw last here last appointment yesterday, but you still can't use it until 5pm.

Can't you bend the rules?

No sirs! It's the law!

Can you block off that booth, let him use it at 5pm and me tomorrow morning?

No sirs, that would need autherisarion from my manager and she is away for the weekend and will fire my ass if I disturb her.

What the fuck are we going to do? I can't go on my date in a completely different body.

Well I will have to go on it, if it becomes something, make sure they fall for you and dump them. You have the better deal out of this. At least you know who has your body, I've no clue who will get my body next. If you got the weird tanning oil, who know who else will get it!

At least you have a body you recognise, I've no clue who this guy is!

True, be fun to explore it together and find out!

Thought you'd never ask me! No need for that date tonight!