The projector (Patreon)

Interestingly, you choose that chair out of all the possible chairs in this room.

Oh, how so?

Well, you see that projector behind you? It's connected to the chair. And it does magical things to anyone that sits in it.

Yeah, I was wondering why a projector was sitting behind a chair. What magical things does it do?

It changes whoever sits in the chair. Changes them into what they most desire, or rather whom they most desire to look like.

Oh ok, turn it on, let's see what it changes me into.

It's already on, and it's already changed you. When you came in, your eyes were level with the top of the chair. Your suit and shoes have also changed into a tracksuit and sneakers.

Fuck, I'm a chav? How am I going to run my company looking like a chav?

You're a very attractive chav. Interesting you chose to use the word chav and not scally.

Why?

Well because a chav is normally gay, a scally is straight.

That's just semantics, besides I'm strai..... I'm st str st I'm gay.

See the chair and projector has turned you into what you most desire.

Oh right cool, well its not done exactly that, I probably desire to sleep with someone like this, someone like me but what I desire to look like is different.

Imagine it then.

Ok, nice, but he is a bit basic.

How about this? A hit firefighter?

Better, but I don't imagine someone like the guy first became would date someone like you who is now.

Ok well, how about this?

That's perfect, now should I become the chav you were a few minutes ago and we can go on a date?

I don't know about a date, all this body-swapping has made me extremely tired, wouldn't mind heading to the bedroom though. After all we both have new bodies to explore.